These threads always expose you lot for the tragic fantasy loving, board game playing, pint of mince wanking, greasy faced sacks of lardy luminous flesh that you really are.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:46, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck off. I'm hard as nails.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

God, but you're a smooth talking bastard.
Must be beating them off with a shitty stick.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Hey look everyone, a man who can barely tie his shoe laces is acting superiour.
We all feel very ashamed Nakkers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Not acting
is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

hang on a minute
i don't do fantasy
board games are ok, on occasion, eg with the family at christmas
i am vegetarian
clarins keeps my skin fresh, not dry or greasy
pasty not lardy
luminous - imma take this as a glowing compliment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Most not all, you seem to be fairly normal on the dungeons and dragons front at least

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I wish she'd stop gazzing her magic missiles

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

isn't that kroney?
his sig says something of the sort

oh typical, the rancid little bastard has only gone and changed it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

the only computer game i do is "sing star"
after a LOT of vodka
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

So you're a bigger games nerd than me then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I bet you keep a charity shop copy of war and peace with a bookmark a few pages in on your coffee table

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I've pasted beano cartoons in from page 100 onwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Expose?
I don't fucking hide it
( Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)