the fuck is a water infection?
I've actually got a cream for my balls, as I have dry skin, and it can get itchy and flaky. Sort of like eczema of the sack. It's always awkward applying it after a shower at the gym.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a urine infection.
You horrid flaky cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I had one of them after sleeping with a grotty hippy girl at a festival.
Made my willy all fizzy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

No pigso you shagged a sherbert dip

( Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

she was beautiful.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

once you go barratt's you can't go....back

( Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

that will just be a bit of crusty spunk
you need to wipe yourself properly after a bit of "alone" time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Ewwwww.
I think you should be given your own shower stall, so normal people don't have to stand in your testical shavings.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

to be fair, I've had no flaky skin in about 2 years, but I'm too scared to stop with the cream in case it comes back.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

When you have the flaky skin can you sort of pull it all away at once
Like peeling an orange, so you're left with a thin cast of your balls?
( Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)

well. that's an unpleasant image.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

You fucking started it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)

badgers a nurse, you're not allowed to lie to nurses.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

so you are using it as an excuse
to rub cream into your bollocks...

"sorry love I have to do this in the living room its for medical reasons"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

sure, why not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

fair point well made

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Also. clicking this so that everyone can see.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)