brilliant.
To be fair, we have a blue badge due to ladypigs blindness that we don't really need, and it gets is all sorts of cheap parking and entry to stuff and fast tracked.
It also once almost got me beaten up in Brighton, when I took the last disabled spot by the beach and a bloke whose wife was too fat to walk didn't believe she was blind and tried to hit me with a walking stick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

did you kill him and feed the body to his wife?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

no I ran off and asked a police officer to stop him waving a stick at me.
I had the last laugh then I can tell you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)

You should have pinned him to the wall and the punched him.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

why would I do that?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Honda Accord innit.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah. What's he on about?
I bet nobody was even looking at anybody's breasts.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I like breasts.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I nearly shouted at a women who was parking in the family spaces at the Hatfield Galleria
when she didn't have a kid. But I was in the middle of a blazing row with the mrs over my calling white van driver a cunt after he cut me up so I couldn't really spare the time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

yeah, I park in those all the time.
Fuck you and your kids
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I fucking hate lazy people like you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I don't understand why having children makes you need a space closer to the shop.
If it gets hit by a car trekking across the car park, we you clearly haven't trained it well enough. And if it won't walk that far leave it at home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

It's not jsut the location
it's the extra space either side of the space so you can get the doors open to get the car seat in and out.

But the location is a bonus.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

oh, fair enough, I don't do it really, I never really understood them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

it's not the location as such, it's the extra width so you can open the dorrs wider to extract children from the car
also it mean you can place them safely in buggies between the parked cars not at the back with moving traffic.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

that place is a souless shithole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

It's about the worst place to have a massive fucking argument
as you can't even distract yourself by looking at nice things in shops. It's just dead eyed mouth breathers lumbering around interspersed with massive families of rude asians.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I dunno right by the cenotaph during the minutes silence would be worse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

You should have kicked the wing mirrors off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

See, you and battered DO have things in common.
You had a one-off blazzing row with the misses. Battered had a one-off civil conversation with the misses.

THIS IS THE OLIVE BRANCH
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Gonz, you and me is gonna have a serious falling out soon.
I've got a router sitting in my living room waiting to make it's way to your house and the mrs keeps asking me what's going on with it and I haven't had any ribs for ages and I haven't seen Star Trek yet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I have some ribs in my fridge, i want to watch star trek and I have a proven track record of router based shennaigans
coincidence?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

It's like you're my bastard half brother or something.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

No, he's all bastard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

yeah but I am half Al's size

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

+ twice as much hair

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Hahaha, you fancy it this weekend?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Ladypig is proper blind?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

She has no idea he's a ranga.
The poor soul.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Can she not smell either?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

She's never been in the garage

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

unlike PJ's dad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

OUCH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

T+ CLOTH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Well at least you didn't say PJ's dad was a swinger

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

not entirely,
But she can't see anything but coloured blurs after about a foot in front of her face.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Does she think you're Sonic the Hedgehog?
This might explain a lot
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

MOAR like Knuckles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

has she tried glasses?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:23, Reply)