Why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Why is it a shit question?
Why is there no Alt?
Why can't I sleep?
Why am I offering you all the chance to punch me?

SPECIFICITY, EAMES
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

why do you want a kicking?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Cos I've fucking tried everything else

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

and you still can't get it up?
edit: I missed the sleeping part of your post. Do some excercise, have sex, read before lights out, take anti histamenes etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Why is it always about erections with you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

because you hurt me that time when you couldn't perform
AM I SO HIDEOUS?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Should we answer this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I would have thought he could hear me thinking it from there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I heard he excercises one arm frequently.
Mostly while at work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Honestly I've tried everything
All of the above, warm milky drink (behave), bath before bed. No matter how knackered I am, as soon as there's nothing to distract me my brain starts buzzing like an aggravated beehive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

have you tried switching off the lights?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

He may need some "Larry Youngs Fuel"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Have you tried digging the buzzing out with a knitting needle in the ear?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Maybe you should reconsider your industrial sad core drug binges eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It's been 7 weeks
I reckon my system's purged by now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

long term permanent damage though innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I have to say
the only drugtaking that's had a long term effect that's noticeable to me is ecstasy, it's like I used up decades' worth of feeling good in a three year period.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)

To you, maybe
The rest of us notice a lot more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Quite possibly

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Have you tried reading this?
b3ta.com/search/posts/33768/best
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

You horrid man
and on his birthday too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Nitrazipam 500mg and a glass of scotch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)