When I last got my hair cut
I took the afternoon off work and drove to Slough from Uxbridge because there's a place there that cuts my hair exactly how they want to regardless of what I tell them. They do one haircut for men, basically. It just so happens that it's precisely how I like my hair cut.

I had a hell of a shock when I got it cut in Guildford and they did what I asked and it was horrible.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Your'rethe professional you tell me what needs doing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I don't even want to engage in a conversation about how my hair should be cut.
I'm not some sort of bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

You have long hair too
so it makes bugger all difference what you have done.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I just want to be able to see again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm not a hair stylist, I don't know what looks good on me :(

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Black and white striped shirts and onions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

9 out of 10 young fashionistas
tell me that I look best in chunky cableknit cardigans.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

You don't always have to listen to the majority

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

+ whilst giggling uncontrollably into their skinny lattes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

not your current cut, beard, glasses and cardigan
hthxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

ouch :(
Was that because of the quiff jab? Because it hurt, Nakers, it hurt.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)