My Grandad topped himself in the same way my dad did
Waaaaaake me uuuuuup wheeeeen september eeeeeendssssss
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Really?
I'd knock your fucking garage down then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Statistically, poor ol' Peej here is likely to do the same.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Ha ha POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

ooff
hoist by your own petard
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Joist even

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

But it's his favourite hang out!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I hear it's a gas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Sounds a bit of a ropey place to me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I don't have a garage
Besides Grandad was out on the street in his car. His mum my Great gran also gassed herself but she used an oven which really lets the side down
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Eh?
How tall was his car?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Sorry I don't get it

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

There's a discrepancy between the meme of your dad hanging himself and his actual chosen method of suicide.
I think there are more jokes to be had from the hanging meme, so we'll stick with that, if that's ok?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

You said your granddad killed himself in the same way your dad did
But you also said your dad hung himself.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I have never once said he hung himself
Someone else said that and they were fucking wrong on the internet.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Ahhhhhhh
*understands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I think I may have made that one up.
I have form: I also made up that Sporto is a paki and that Enzyme cut his own penis off - I just can't help myself. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

2 out of 3 isn't bad though

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Must have been a Noosen

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Seriously? Fucking hell

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I thought Cornwall was supposed to be a nice place to live

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Only one did it in Cornwall
But two were within a few meters of each other but 20 years apart. IN KETTERING!

Dum dum duuuuuum!
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

The thot plickens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Oh well it all makes sense now.I went to Kettering once and very nearly topped myself too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Just to clarify, I've never actually been there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You should go

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

No, YOU should go

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

You could get some sort of bug

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Oh well in that case I really should go eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

What bugs do they have in Kettering?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

This is a very clever post regarding
the Kettering Bug, viewed as probably the first air missile.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I've only been once
Went to the graveyard where they are buried and they have the same grave. Cheap bastards.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Typical Kettering!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

That's modern riot police tactics for you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

lacist /ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Yes, mental when you think about it
Eldest child for three generations. Guess I have a lot to not live up to eh! THey were all a bit mental though and as you can tell I am perfectly sane and not at all weird.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*wipes brow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

It was probably witches.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Sherlock^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

You seem fine to me.
And I'm well known for my ability to accurately judge the character of others, just ask my ex. Hang on...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I'm fucking a shit ex BMXer/shit DJ on the side too

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Who isn't?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Most of OT and any Larpers?

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

How come your genitals have moved?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Ummmmmm?

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

To on your side.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

1/10

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Your genitals are unemployed?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Pretty much

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

very good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)