IMPORTANT SHAVING UPDATE
Gentlemen, if you do not already have one of these:

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003UV8LR0/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Then you owe it to yourself to purchase one as soon as humanly possible and use it for the rest of your life.

There is no possible way that anything made by Gillette or Wilkinson Sword could ever produce anything that is even in the same league as this bad boy.

Not only that, but cost wise it also kicks those other brands right in the knackers.

Finally, it is far less risky than a straight razor.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:47, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Looks a bit "old man" like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

hiya!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

eazy blud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

It is, but you get far better shaves with it, once you learn how to do it properly

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

not for me, thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

A man who can list on his CV rapper, comedian, presenter, actor, writer – all after the word 'failed'. Superstar fantasist Richard Blackwood. Or as I think of him, Won't Smith.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

how long did that take?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

21 seconds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Copy and paste, it was how Marc Lamarr introduced him on never mind the buzzcocks.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Next aim Hollywood…

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

'won't smith' = superb

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Sorry it has the word Derby written on it
So I will not be buying that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

No, it clearly doesn't.
The razor blades it is supplied with have the word Derby on them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

The image includes the word Derby
So for this reason I'm out
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I have one,
I don't have time for that shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Shaving?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

no, shaving with one of those.
I'm sure I could eventually shave at the same speed with one of them, but my morning routine is very carefully timed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)

i save time by only shaving a couple of times a week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Once puberty has finished you may need to up that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

meh, I like to look "rugged"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

every day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

i find it utterly tedious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Me too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I fucking love it.
Also hi
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, well, if the blades are "super" stainless, they must be good.

( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Adding super makes everything better
just try asking a Matt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

i don't ever want to ask Super matt anything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

What use would it be to me?
I have a beard.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

It would stop you looking like a filthy tramp

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I have a working class person in my house to fix the boiler
I offered him tea, then remembered I only have Earl Grey. I haven't told him and made tea anyway...will he hate me and piss in my cupboards?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

You make yourself appear worse and worse every time you post.
Who the fuck only has Earl Grey tea?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I hate it, but we've run out of proper tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Is that because you think proper tea is theft?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

This deserves a click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I have just ordered one.
Right, where are the badger hair foam brushes?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

here:
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I suspect the authors of that site would cry if they saw a badger hair brush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

lets hope so
and lets hope that those tears are made of razor blades
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Real men pluck their own.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Who told you that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I dunno, sometimes I don't even read what I'm typing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I didn't think there were any real men in Coventry.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Only women in drag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

*montylols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

me neither

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Y-tweezer-wielding-M

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Why do razor blades have that wiggly hole in the middle?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

You fucking idiot

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Oh......it's one of those 'should be obvious' things, right?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

it's to let the cut hairs flow away with the shaving foam and water

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Why is it wiggly then?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

flow dynamics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Alright

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I glad we've cleared that up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Really?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Because hairs are wiggly.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

not if you're chinese, then they are straight and sideways

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Lacist

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

What a plick

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I think you should stay out of it
you're just confusing the issue
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I actually quite fancy one of those
My Granddad had one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)

My Grandad topped himself in the same way my dad did
Waaaaaake me uuuuuup wheeeeen september eeeeeendssssss
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Really?
I'd knock your fucking garage down then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Statistically, poor ol' Peej here is likely to do the same.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Ha ha POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

ooff
hoist by your own petard
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Joist even

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

But it's his favourite hang out!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I hear it's a gas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Sounds a bit of a ropey place to me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I don't have a garage
Besides Grandad was out on the street in his car. His mum my Great gran also gassed herself but she used an oven which really lets the side down
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Eh?
How tall was his car?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Sorry I don't get it

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

There's a discrepancy between the meme of your dad hanging himself and his actual chosen method of suicide.
I think there are more jokes to be had from the hanging meme, so we'll stick with that, if that's ok?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

You said your granddad killed himself in the same way your dad did
But you also said your dad hung himself.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I have never once said he hung himself
Someone else said that and they were fucking wrong on the internet.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Ahhhhhhh
*understands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I think I may have made that one up.
I have form: I also made up that Sporto is a paki and that Enzyme cut his own penis off - I just can't help myself. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

2 out of 3 isn't bad though

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Must have been a Noosen

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Seriously? Fucking hell

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I thought Cornwall was supposed to be a nice place to live

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Only one did it in Cornwall
But two were within a few meters of each other but 20 years apart. IN KETTERING!

Dum dum duuuuuum!
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

The thot plickens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Oh well it all makes sense now.I went to Kettering once and very nearly topped myself too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Just to clarify, I've never actually been there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You should go

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

No, YOU should go

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

You could get some sort of bug

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Oh well in that case I really should go eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

What bugs do they have in Kettering?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

This is a very clever post regarding
the Kettering Bug, viewed as probably the first air missile.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I've only been once
Went to the graveyard where they are buried and they have the same grave. Cheap bastards.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Typical Kettering!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

That's modern riot police tactics for you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

lacist /ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Yes, mental when you think about it
Eldest child for three generations. Guess I have a lot to not live up to eh! THey were all a bit mental though and as you can tell I am perfectly sane and not at all weird.
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*wipes brow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

It was probably witches.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Sherlock^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

You seem fine to me.
And I'm well known for my ability to accurately judge the character of others, just ask my ex. Hang on...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I'm fucking a shit ex BMXer/shit DJ on the side too

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Who isn't?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Most of OT and any Larpers?

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

How come your genitals have moved?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Ummmmmm?

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

To on your side.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

1/10

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Your genitals are unemployed?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Pretty much

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

very good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Found an old DE razor in one of the office drawers which the boss let me have, as nobody claimed it. Took it home and cleaned it up.
From the serial number underneath it's one of the first series of the 1958 Gillete Fatboys, with a incremented collar on the bottom to adjust the closeness of the shave. Re-plated, sells for about £80.00-£120.00
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Screw bottoms are shit
Mine has cork
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

NO YOUR WRONG AAAAAGH

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I asked you yesterday and you rudely ignored me, but I'll try again.
How was your charity run deal?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I saw it and asked someone to relay the message that it went well, but somebody told me that you told me to do one so I did a :(
It went well, Ellie beat her PB and I ran it with a 6-pack of diet coke, a 10-pack of Fosters and a bag of ice, total weighed about 20kg.

I had bruises on my back and shoulders for a few days but cracking a cold beer at the finish line tasted fucking incredible.

You entered any races yet?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Why the extra weight?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Fat cunt innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

It was her first 5k and we decided that I'd have a handicap so it'd be just as challenging for me as it was for her.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

nah, but my training us going well.
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to do real distances ad my knee starts to give out around 3k. I might switch to cycling.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I bet the boss used it to keep his scrotum nice and smooth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

That razor looks shit and gay
HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

You know what Sporto weighs?
SWEETS!
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)

huh?
I weigh 14 stone 3 lb
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Its a corner shop joke Sporto, don't worry about it.

( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

JOKE





My head
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Cos you a paki innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

L0LZ0R5

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I just saw someone use the "word" "wondtacular" on Facebook
Dear god help us
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)

how easily will it glide over the contours of my balls?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)