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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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now that we are all certain that our monty is definitely not upset and that frank
is definitely missing the good old days
can we move on to discuss what we had/are having for our dinner? i did pasta.
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where's gonz he knows how to do a food thread.
pls only people who are definitely not upset contribute
this is a fluffy forum
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if nobody replies imma have to start drinking and you know how that gets me

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i think i've reached my limit

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im hear 4 u xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:17, Reply)
oh thanks hunnybuns,
i feel like i don't need to open that bottle of blue nun now
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u ok hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:19, Reply)
with your love and support i can get thru this
xx
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xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)
coq au vin then a boozy trifle
No offence don't do anything stupid will you
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:21, Reply)
no its fine people made me feel less alone by contributing here so i no longer
feel the need to sit under a bridge and drink until im dead
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sta strong x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:26, Reply)
brandy snaps for pud no seriously you have a lot to live for
think of the Welsh summer ahead actually fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)
oh no don't ruin my evening now i am inches from opening a can of tennents super

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call Charlotte Church she wil help u

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)
oh christ the pub her family owns is my local
not that i can go there any more
for obvious reasons
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are you in Wales?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:34, Reply)
keep up joey

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:37, Reply)
well it would explain a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:39, Reply)
yeh it would explain the chronic alcoholism

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and the steroids

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:43, Reply)
whoah let's not go making stuff up about me now

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but that's my 'thing' I made up that Sportscow is a paki and now he is one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:51, Reply)
I made up that kroney likes frozen poo dildos too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)
please don't make things up about me though i would rather not be seen as a steroid junkie

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it's too late I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)
for fucks sake

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and that Tango lives in a yurt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:54, Reply)
that one's true i saw it on a documentary on bbc 2

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nah it's actually a Peruvian bivouac

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:01, Reply)
It's probably for the best, all things considered.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:43, Reply)
considering the grim reality that i'd have to deal with if i ever sobered up you mean?

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yeah probably

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:51, Reply)
alright
It's not often that Boyceorama here graces us with his presence in the evenings.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)
he's run out of drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)
sad tymez

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:35, Reply)
da werst

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:38, Reply)
you should listen to that ALFOS mix xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:40, Reply)
i don't even know if i'm upset anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)
you're not you're definitely not nobody is please god please

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Look I don't want to talk about my dinner I'm too upset about it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:35, Reply)
mine involved chick peas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:39, Reply)
I dig chick peas
...no, wait a minute, that's not right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:40, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Mine involved your mum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:41, Reply)
hey we're all in this together share and share alike its fine were here for you

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you don't want to share his dinner believe me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:44, Reply)
mung bean and quinoa stew will send you straight to Bridgend

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:46, Reply)
oh christ i caaaant get a grrrrip

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Hey Sandy, is it true that you are 'pumped up' on steroids all the time?
Only that's what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I heard that he gets pissed first, then bangs up 'roids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)
live a little why dontcha

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Are you like, well buff and that with all these steroids or has it just made you fat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)
given him tits innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)
wicked
Tits are great fun
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)
innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)
I had the rest of my soup.
It had chorizo in it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Nyommy chorizo?
What about baconz?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)
No. It had chicken.
And a parsnip.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Yeaaaahh
Flatmate's deposit so isn't in the DPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)
tits
What you gonna do?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Lose £500

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:28, Reply)
that's well tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Dunno, she's basically resting on the honesty of some bloke she lived with.
I met him once, he seemed ok. Who knows?

This is *precisely* why I insisted on going through an agent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)
so has he said she isn't getting it or what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:32, Reply)
No, he's working until 11.
She's going around tomorrow. Who just hands over hundreds of pounds to some guy on trust alone? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Aside from AA, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)
You have a terrible judgement in flatmates.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I have been trying to think of a rebuttal.


...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:41, Reply)
You're going to wake up in your new place to find she's left all the doors unlocked
and an elderly chinese man will be licking your foot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)
It'll be like I'd never left Slough.
Except replace "elderly Chinese man" with "sky-high junkie" and "licking your foot" with "viciously buggering you"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)
look in the dark you look a lot like my dad ok

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:09, Reply)
so your London flat rests on getting this cash from this dude?
Was she just renting a room from the homeowner or is it a proper landlord/ tenant relationship?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)
I have got absolutely no idea.
She seems to have been paying bills and giving money to various members of the household without dealing directly with the landlord. It all seems dodgy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)
shit
That does sound dodgy.

Fingers crossed for you Pierre xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Yeah, cheers.
If it works out it'll be a pleasant surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:43, Reply)
I've been out for beer and Indian food.
Not sure if I'm meant to be upset or not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)
The mrs brought me home a doggy bag of incredibly spicy Daal from her curry last night.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:41, Reply)
What I'm basically saying here Jeff is, what have you got me?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:41, Reply)
The wild shites and a headache tomorrow morning.
Will that do you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Not really, I've got a few important calls to make.
I'm annoyed Jeff, I seem to have lost my health insurance policy details and I need to add the baby to it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Have you checked the bath water?
(Congratulations on the baby by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Yeah, the only thing in the bath was a very small corpse.
(thanks)
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:05, Reply)
fuckin hell Al

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:15, Reply)
was that bad?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:18, Reply)
lolbad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:22, Reply)
I made an omelette
with the bacon lardons I mentioned earlier (also some mushrooms and bell pepper). It was jolly nice, I can't believe none of those idiots suggested an omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Because omelettes are shit.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)
I hope you choke on it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)
I heard he touched it up like a little boy.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Oh, a plus point.
I finally got my driver's licence sorted out.

On the other hand the photo makes me look like a rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:00, Reply)
I'm pretty sure the fact that you look like a rapist is your main problem.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Yeah, makes it well hard to get women to follow me into woods, for one thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:04, Reply)
haha

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