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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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now that we are all certain that our monty is definitely not upset and that frankis definitely missing the good old days
can we move on to discuss what we had/are having for our dinner? i did pasta.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:58,
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where's gonz he knows how to do a food thread.pls only people who are definitely not upset contribute
this is a fluffy forum
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:05,
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if nobody replies imma have to start drinking and you know how that gets me(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:09,
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oh thanks hunnybuns,i feel like i don't need to open that bottle of blue nun now
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:18,
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with your love and support i can get thru thisxx
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:24,
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coq au vin then a boozy trifleNo offence don't do anything stupid will you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:21,
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no its fine people made me feel less alone by contributing here so i no longerfeel the need to sit under a bridge and drink until im dead
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:24,
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brandy snaps for pud no seriously you have a lot to live forthink of the Welsh summer ahead actually fuck it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:25,
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oh no don't ruin my evening now i am inches from opening a can of tennents super(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:27,
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call Charlotte Church she wil help u(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:28,
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oh christ the pub her family owns is my localnot that i can go there any more
for obvious reasons
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:32,
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yeh it would explain the chronic alcoholism(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:40,
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whoah let's not go making stuff up about me now (
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:47,
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but that's my 'thing' I made up that Sportscow is a paki and now he is one(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:51,
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I made up that kroney likes frozen poo dildos too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:53,
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please don't make things up about me though i would rather not be seen as a steroid junkie(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:54,
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and that Tango lives in a yurt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:54,
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that one's true i saw it on a documentary on bbc 2(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:00,
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nah it's actually a Peruvian bivouac(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:01,
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It's probably for the best, all things considered.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:43,
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considering the grim reality that i'd have to deal with if i ever sobered up you mean?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:47,
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alrightIt's not often that Boyceorama here graces us with his presence in the evenings.
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you're not you're definitely not nobody is please god please(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:32,
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Look I don't want to talk about my dinner I'm too upset about it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:35,
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Mine involved your mum(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:41,
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hey we're all in this together share and share alike its fine were here for you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:41,
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you don't want to share his dinner believe me(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:44,
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mung bean and quinoa stew will send you straight to Bridgend(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:46,
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oh christ i caaaant get a grrrrip(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:47,
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Hey Sandy, is it true that you are 'pumped up' on steroids all the time?Only that's what I heard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:19,
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Are you like, well buff and that with all these steroids or has it just made you fat?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:30,
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wickedTits are great fun
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:36,
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Nyommy chorizo?What about baconz?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:25,
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Dunno, she's basically resting on the honesty of some bloke she lived with.I met him once, he seemed ok. Who knows?
This is *precisely* why I insisted on going through an agent.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:30,
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No, he's working until 11.She's going around tomorrow. Who just hands over hundreds of pounds to some guy on trust alone? I don't get it.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:33,
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You're going to wake up in your new place to find she's left all the doors unlockedand an elderly chinese man will be licking your foot.
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It'll be like I'd never left Slough.Except replace "elderly Chinese man" with "sky-high junkie" and "licking your foot" with "viciously buggering you"
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47,
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look in the dark you look a lot like my dad ok(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:09,
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so your London flat rests on getting this cash from this dude?Was she just renting a room from the homeowner or is it a proper landlord/ tenant relationship?
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I have got absolutely no idea.She seems to have been paying bills and giving money to various members of the household without dealing directly with the landlord. It all seems dodgy as fuck.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:38,
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Yeah, cheers.If it works out it'll be a pleasant surprise.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:43,
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I've been out for beer and Indian food.Not sure if I'm meant to be upset or not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:34,
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The mrs brought me home a doggy bag of incredibly spicy Daal from her curry last night.(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:41, Reply)
The wild shites and a headache tomorrow morning. Will that do you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:54,
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Not really, I've got a few important calls to make.I'm annoyed Jeff, I seem to have lost my health insurance policy details and I need to add the baby to it.
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Have you checked the bath water?(Congratulations on the baby by the way)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:02,
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Yeah, the only thing in the bath was a very small corpse.(thanks)
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I made an omelette with the bacon lardons I mentioned earlier (also some mushrooms and bell pepper). It was jolly nice, I can't believe none of those idiots suggested an omelette.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:42,
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Oh, a plus point.I finally got my driver's licence sorted out.
On the other hand the photo makes me look like a rapist.
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Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:00,
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I'm pretty sure the fact that you look like a rapist is your main problem.(, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Yeah, makes it well hard to get women to follow me into woods, for one thing.(
Kroney, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:04,
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