My boss is a cunt cos he's away all the time and won't approve my holiday request

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm sure it'll be fine.
If anyone has a problem, tell them tangledupinblue off the internet said you could.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Does that apply to leaving early only my dog's ill?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

My nan's dog I mean

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Oh right, that all seems to be in order then.
Yes, go on, off you go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

WOO HOOO
I-I mean, thanks a lot, poor old Tiddles, I mean Rover, will really appreciate this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I've been waiting three days for him to press a button on a website
I've sent him emails
Might kill everyone
EVERYONE
i.imgur.com/G7Rxg.gif
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I'm disappointed I can't find a THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE brosnon gif

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

it's ok I'm just watching the scene on youtube ON REPEAT

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)

knowyourmeme.com/photos/128228-then-maybe-you-shouldnt-be-living-heeeeeeeeeeeeeere
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Mine's a cunt but he's approved my going to DER FATHERLAND in June

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

My normal one's a top bloke who approved my trip to WEST RUSSIA in July
but this one's a dick head who can't do his job
the cunt's set himself to 'busy' now
prick
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

go into his office, put on his clothes, sit in his chair and click YES GO ON HOLIDAY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

He's in France
FRANCE GLUEY
FUCKING FRANCE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Jesus, is there no depth of depravity to which these cunts won't sink?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

He works for Kroney.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

they put the manky brown bits inside every fourth onion

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

we use a pasteur pipette

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Bosses are always cunts
Mine makes me take holiday to accompany my partner to chemotherapy.
He just takes the time off to go with his wife to hers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Where do you work, like, chemo-r-us
lol
totes zinged you there
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Southampton general akcherlly

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

alright chompy
nice new login
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I know this is going to be struck through but.
I wish I was thirty again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Me too brother
me too
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

when I get to thirty I get the book explaining girls and mortgages right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Yes, but it won't make any sense until you are 35

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)

least respected of all the senior military figures

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)

what's worse is that your partner's not even ill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

He just really, really hates hair

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Shittest musical ever.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I'll tell her she is swinging the lead, when I see her tonight.
That should help.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

You massive Chemophile.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Chemophile would be a great name for "One who enjoys the music of The Chemical Brothers".
Whatever happened to them anywaY?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Tom lives in America (I think) with his annoying wife.
Ed - fuck knows. he's a prick

They did a special track for the cycling thingy at the Olympics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)

One of them couldn't make Lily Allen come or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Was it called "Only our first two albums were any good, and the second one wasn't all that frankly bar the final track"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Nah it was called
'Their very first 12" as The Dust Brothers was great as were the next couple of 12"s and their remix work for the likes of The Charlatans but by the time they'd got an album deal they were already tired and formulaic, Tom's sound as, though'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

It was rubbish.
They got a HUNDRED GRAND to play in New York on the millennium eve, warming up for David fucking Bowie.

Can you 'adam and eve' it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Catchy title though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

It's not like you to rave on at a twelve incher !!!
That's double clever, 'cus a "twelve incher" could be a penis or dildo, but i've added the 'rave' aspect to it, because its rave music.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

It's posts like this that make you the internet's no.1 guy, Gonzarelli old chum

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)