There are so many thigns I can't work out.
Like I thought they got shot dead, and what was the car-crash about? The blue car.

Here's my Top 10 Things Monty Should Ask For
- itunes Vouchers
- Tickets to go see Wicked, Les Miss and Caboray
- A ukalaylee
- Some red jeans
- A night out at Chariots Sauna and a www.amazon.co.uk/Interplay-UK-WS1016-Luxury-Science/dp/B000UX5J80/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1369729735&sr=8-4&keywords=science+kit+kids
- The entire Star Trek (all of them) on Bluray
- A "Free Pass", if you know what I mean, you know what I mean. A free pass. Just ask for it, can't do any harm.
- Lifetime subscription to Heat, Vogue and White Dwarf
- A day-pass at Games Workshop so you can learn how to play Warhammer 40K
- 10 Kilos of Coke, but pepsi would do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahaha oh Gonzy, you do make me smile

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)

=) How was your weekend?
When I asked Ma' what she wanted for her birthday, this was honstly her answer. It's not an exacty quote 'cus it was a few months ago, but its pretty close.

"There's an old gay couple in Finchley who live in this oldy-worldy house, and you go there and they play old DVDs like that chaplin bloke, or you can bring your own DVDs. They very entertaining, I mean, even more so that usual for them. I think its a couple, one of them might be dead, I can't remember. They've lead such an interesting life and you can either get a take-away or they can cook something, i could knock up a brisket and some ludkas."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

It was ace, ta
Really nice camping trip and some lovely weather.

That's a somewhat unhelpful reply from yer ma, there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

It was quite a bit, she said it was in the local paper, "should have kept a copy", I couldn't track down the entertaining old gay couple (one of them possibly dead).
Cool, where'd you go camping? I ain't been camping in years'n'years, I enjoy it all appart from the packing up, don't mind the setting up though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Near Tunbridge Wells, lovely part of the country

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I hope you registered your disgust while you were there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

TBH if I lived round there the contrast between that semi-rural idyll and the rest of the world would have me disgusted on a regular basis too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

isn't that the place where a bunch of teens topped themselves and where "Mr Disturbed" who writes into the papers comes from?
I don't know anything about it appart from that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Also, I just googled, this is the first time i've realised it's note "Wales".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Sorry, that sounds negative, I just meant thats the only thing I know about it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Bridgend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Ahhh

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

What amuses me is that Monty would probably quite enjoy tabletop wargaming
if he could get over how tragic it is, how desperately lonely and sad the participants are and the strong smell of stale sweat and dried spunk. He's got the necessary mental attitude to enjoy the game mechanics.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

It is a hatred born out of fear.
There but for the grace of God, goes Monty Boyce.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I used to do military gaming when I was a child.
My brother and I inherited a huge collection of painted lead soldiers mounted in blocks and used to have long-running games in our playroom.

Just to point out, this was a good 30 years ago or more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I used to play when I was like 13 or soo, wish I kept my stuff, it would be worth well in excess of a good few grand.
I reckon it's quite a good game, that can last for days, it's like Risk on crack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

It's a very well put together game, for sure.
But it is a) for children and b) attracts a particularly insalubrious section of society.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

It's a social "Rule in hell or serve in heaven" thing, you'd be king agmonst them.
I'd say its a bit simplistic to say it's "for children", the rules are very complicated and the artwork is extremely intricate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah, it is.
On the other hand, whatever way you look at it, it's playing with toys.

And they *are* toys.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I think these transend from 'toys' to 'models' / 'figurines', because they envolved lead and toxic chemicals.
I wouldn't let kids play with them, for the kid's safety, not for the toys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)