i never believed in asparagus wee
because it doesn't happen to me. but then i saw austin powers, and thought, hmmm. also, a friend served it at a marquee wedding, with outdoor toilets, and yeah. then i noticed it.

apparently it's a certain protein that a few people don't make. but then later research suggests that we do make it - but just lack the ability to SMELL it. fucking horrors. what other smells might you be making and not be able to smell?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's best you don't know.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)

i was at a bbq on sat
the general consensus amongst the blokes was that they all love a good bit of strong asparagus wee and are proud of themselves.

blokes are rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

See also:
Beetroot pink piss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Do you know any nice people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

*looks around*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

the girls were lovely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

OK Katy Perry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Speaking as a decently brought up individual
I don't make small talk about the way my piss smells.

Hope this helps.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

It's a serious subject that deserves proper attention.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

hmmm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Silly Cavy, that's what the post-piss waggle is for.It's just that sometimes the dribble comes after the waggle, which is where the trouble starts.

(Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:57, 2 Replies)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

not sure this is ANY better than talking about the smell, in all fairness

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

This is why he doesn't talk about wee smells

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

why, because the image of him doing the "post piss waggle"
is so much worse?

he's right. it really really really is :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

That's a logistical statement about a loosely related function.
If it's any comfort to you, I'm also capable of conversing on how females can pull back their flaps to allow upright urination, though I'd never talk about how it smells because this would be a BRIDGE TOO FAR.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)

it goes to show that either you were dragged up by filthy gyppos
or your mother would be horrified at your conversation.

which is it, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I refuse to have my upbringing criticised by a Scouser.

( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)

A biffin bridge, presumably?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)

well I think the answer to this is for us b3ta users to post you jars of piss anonymously
before and after asparagus
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Way ahead of you there, gluey.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)