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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I heard they said that you have to be this tall -->to ride your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:49,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Nakers you old dog where have you been?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:50,
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Probably been looking for his missing chromosome, eh?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 21:52,
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I left it in your mum's vag, with my watch and a complete boxset of "The World of Peter Rabbit"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:54,
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hahaSoz Davro that was funny
have a click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:57,
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It's OK, it would have been wasted on you anyway.Also, your admission to a liking for necrophilia is a tad disturbing...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 22:02,
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it's the least disturbing thing about me o_O(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:10,
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Somehow I can believe this.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 22:13,
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workin : (4 day week, plus colleague on holiday, plus me on holiday next week equals misery.
also i looked in but everyone was being shit so i couldn't be bothered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53,
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Nah his mum will let anyone ride her, she ain't fussy.Alright Nakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53,
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I have had confit duck and Pinot noirso yeah, not bad. you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53,
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I was about to ask the group if I should have another beerBut I figured you'd say yes, so I'm enjoying a Bier de Table* from my current favourite brewery, The Kernel.
* 'French farmhouse ale' apparently.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:02,
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I had two bad beers this weekend.They were malty, they tasted like Shreddies.
I like hoppy, citrussy beers.
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Orange juice then?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:07,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1976188
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09,
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Ah, like lager tops.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:12,
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No, hoppy pale ales.Are you a beer bender as well as a tranny or sutin?
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Northern.Strictly brown beer.
Not gay. Manly stuff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:15,
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He must be a bit effeminate, he mentioned lager top and doesn't seem to know about beer.(, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I can tell the difference between beer and orange juice though.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:20,
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You sound angry and upsetYou should go to QOTW to chill out for a bit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:23,
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I'm sorry that is to far WAY TO FARNow I'm upset
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:26,
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Yes, you're correct.I ordered a pint of beer, got served a pint of Tropicana and didn't notice when I drank it, as they do of course taste exactly the same.
You're on biting form tonight Wooders, you're rivalling Hartley Hare, you really are.
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And your ability to recognise a wind-up is on a par with Bella's or HP's.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:26,
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Shut up he just gave you the best EVAH complimentsee you are so funny tonight you're as good as me..................
.....Heywaitaminute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30,
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You know what you areGAY that's what you are
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:27,
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That's because you are both repulsive and to tight to pay for sexTypical Gay Scott
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30,
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+t toot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:34,
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What happened when the scotsman found a buried trumpet?He had to root it oot!
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:35,
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NO, YOUN ARE AND YOU IS A CRAP DADNOW GO AND LOSE YOR JOB
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:39,
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I AINT TOUCHING YOUR DIRTY PROLIX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:41,
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Yeah fuck that bicuity shit.I'm all over these massively hopped pale ales that seem to be fashionable to brew at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09,
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i dunno what hops or malt tastes like if i'm honestsome beer is good some is not so good, that's it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:10,
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You know when you get a pint of pale ale and it tastes a bit light and citrussy? That's hops.You know when it tastes like shreddies? That's malt.
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I'm totes drinking a lot of pale ales at the moment.The good news is that Ossett brewery are going to be opening a pub in York, and Pivni are talking about opening a Tap in Leeds.
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