I rescued a broken dog,
It was choking when getting water from the bowl, took it up the vet, things got a serious over bite, so it can't get its mouth in the water without dropping it's nose in. I'm worried it's going to drown if it takes a long drink.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How does it smell?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

POURRRGHGHTAAAAAARRRGHGHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Are you gonna keep it?
If so name it Porter
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

It's just fallen off the sofa whole trying to clean the mud off its own feet.
I'm gonna keep it, but I'm not sure how long it'll survive.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

NAME IT PORTER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

You're going to have to explain why.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

over bite = Janet Street-Porter

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

hee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

WAAAAY over bite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

get it one of those hamster water bottles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

or a snorkel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Tell me, how a snorkel will help it drink?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Pour water down snorkel
only goes in mouth, so nose is free to breathe. Simples!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

So how does she drink when I'm out?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Attach the snorkel to a convenient vertical surface

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Leave a massive block of ice in the middle of the living room

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)

If your dog is drinking at home alone then you have bigger worries WP

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

nose snorkel, leaves the mouth free

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I've not heard of a nose snorkel,
But I am willing to invest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

you may need to build one yourself...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Windy's dog, earlier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

She has lost 4 teeth where her previous owner kicked her a lot.
Might explain the overbite too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Oh noes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:30, Reply)

No, teeth

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

,
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/64196717@N06/8888358362/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

pics of you in that feed btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, I'm cool with that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

fair enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Windy is a car?
Or an indian prince?

Or a clown?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

cavalier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Holy fuck, he's a ginger!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

he's been pretty open about it from the start
hence the "lol you're girlfriend is blind and doesn't even know you're a ranga" jokes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I didn't know his girlfriend was blind.
I feel bad for mocking him now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

no you don't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I am one of the clowns.
We dressed up to go to the circus. It was hilarious.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

are you sure you're not a secret ICP juggalo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

She just needs a taller, full bowl
Should be able to drink OK then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

That's a good idea.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Hang on their WP
Our bovine compatriot is suggesting that you give you dog a deeper bowl that would be easier to drown in... Remember your 70's PIF www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECPSVcxoZPc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

But it'll be clear open water with other dogs around.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

What I love about those things, is how shit the country was in the 70s
The fact that there were old quarries full of rusting car parts and flt tipped ovens that kids actually went and played in.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Woah Windy has a Johnny Depp look going off in one of the pictures

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Probably kicked her to fix the overbite.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

just a suggestion
Could you not kick the top teeth out to balance her up?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I thought about it, but she's old enough that her jaw is now fully developed. I'd have to shatter her face completely so as the surgeon would rebuild it.
Chances are she'd die from that sort of trauma at this age. Maybe when she's older.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)