I did not know this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-ouch-22706881

I dunno, lunch? knob twiddling? Clever inventions?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:24, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Neither did I.
Nor did I particularly want to, tbh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I did know that
Please only link to things I don't know otherwise its a bit boring tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Fuck off back to /links

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Are you High End gaming this weekend Darren?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s20Ay5ntLq0
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I knew, they're a lot less common than that article makes out, at least round here anyway.
I've just had a monster gym session, moved on to proper free weights, it's painful, but it feels so good.

I think the weight machines are a great invention gets novices in to the idea and stances and technique for weight training without the danger of dropping a large bar on your face
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I don't know what any of this means, but I'm so turned on right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Well, then we're both happy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Free weight are better as you have to stabile while you lift

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah, but the machines give you a chance to build some muscle tone initially, so you can lift properly.
Also, you'd be surprised how good modern machines are. They can be set to be a little free so you can learn control. These days it's more getting used to knowing how the muscle should feel as it's being worked, so you can transfer that to a free weight scenario, and know you're doing it right
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

My Oxford visit is on for the end of July.
We're having lunch at the Trout but after that Imma seek you out before getting the train back if that cool witcha.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Sounds good. What's the date?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

26th I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Cool.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Positively sub-arctic, bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

It’s a bit harder to beat someone to death
With a weight machine, dumbells are much easier
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Exactly. Repeatedly slamming them in the head with a lat pull down machine takes ages.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

So have you decided to keep the dog?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Bit personal isn't it? FFS man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Yurr.
It's nice to have a puppy in the house. I'm sat in the garden and she's chasing bees around. Endless entertainment.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Was she in Mercury Rev?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No.
However, there is a song of there's that I really like and can never remember the name of. Something about dark rising or something.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

The Dark is Rising.
There was a song on their first album called Chasin' a Bee
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

What did you name her ?
This is important
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Pepa
Of salt-n-pepa fame.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

:(
I really liked Porter
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)

GET YOUR OWN FUCKING DOG AND NAME IT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT THEN YOU SMELLS TURD FACE

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Today's clever invention is Tramadol
So yummy, it makes my head spin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I have an unlimited supply of them, fact fans

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

And there is no reason why?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

He knows how to make them from common household ingredients

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I have enough to last me the rest of my life
especially as I hate taking the fucking things and they make me feel like I've just necked 15 pints in an hour.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I estimates 8 pints but you may be right.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I took two and sat down
5 minutes later I need a piss and I staggered across the room like a drunk tramp. Holding conversations was impossible too as by the time I was at the end of a sentence I had strayed off from the start of the sentence and couldn't remember what I was talking about.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

They were placebos

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

They were nicked from my mother in laws medicine cabinet

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I have a limited supply but the doc will give me more if I need them.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Are you building a "not responsible for you actions" alibi bfore your afternoons noncing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

With my back, I can't catch the blighters.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

give THEM the tramadol
problem solved.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

The last Friday of the month early finish reminder just popped up, 15 mins to go!!!
Except I'll be here till 7 I reckon : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm gonna leave at three and sit in the park with a beer and a joint.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I'm in the garden with a beer,
Doobage is on its way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

It is now officially summer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I knew about it
because an ex told me that its there so you can twist it to make the lights turn red. I put my hand under felt it and when it spun I told her she was a retard and it was quite clearly there to help the hard of hearing/blind/partially sighted. The she dumped me for being a smug prick.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I just downloaded Jack the Giant Slayer for the kids
Would anyone like to tell me that I am killing the film industry?
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Erm....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Yeh yeh I know you're really in to film and hate it when people steal from these genuine artists

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)

The original Ray Harryhausen version?
Of course, what am I thinking, nobody would ever desecrate a classic like that by remaking it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Anyway I just popped in from the garden to let everyone know its still fucking hot here
and if you look on my facebook you can see a lovely pic of Padme and Mon Mothma sitting on a bench eating ice lollies.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)

All I can see is a fat guy with a can of beer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

If 12 stone is fat then I'm happy to be fat.

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

There's also a pretty hot picture of the missus as well "punching above his weight" fans!

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Depends how tall you are really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

5'10'
's taller than battered
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

What's your real name so I can fb stalk you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Now come on, its not that hard, look at other b3tans lists for someone called Phil who has mutual friends with other b3tans
Also my real name is Han Luke Obi Captain Mal Original Series Starbuck.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Ice cold cider time!
See ya!
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)