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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For Fuck's Sake, 'The Internet',
What the hell's wrong with you?

Alt: No, seriously. What the hell's wrong with you?

Alt Alt: Alternatively, why shouldn't you be culled for the good of society?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:49, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Blimey, someone got out of the wrong side of bed this evening.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Ooh, who?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Nowt at the moment, although I was "almost" squished by a shed yesterday
Alt:
Coffee/Breast obsession

AltAlt:
I have no defence, your honour
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Bappuccino?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Go on then
One lump or two?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Kylie lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I bet you gave Micheal Douglas that cancer you slag.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
How do you think mr b3th got *his* cancer???

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Age???

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
It's entirely possible.
It's one of those cancers that's associated with old men, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
massive dangly scrotum cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Worse, it's overly wild eyebrows cancer :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
We've got a celebrity guest in the other thread you twat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Well bring him over here
and get him to answer my questions.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
No no these aren't the right questions for that guy.
Not right at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I clicked on all his posts in the last thread, so we can have a supermatt populol page.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
An excellent idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I'd just like to extend a hearty 'thank you' to SuperMatt for dropping by to answer everyone's questions.
I don't think it is overstating things to say that we've been in the presence of Internet Legend today.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I would like to thank SuperMatt
for keeping everyone away from my thread.
The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
PANDERTRON ALERT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'm way too old for him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I am currently spiraling into a deep pit of stress and woe
due to moving flat. I think we've got the place. It's hard to tell. And the boyf has hightailed it off to Canada for 2 weeks so I have to do EVERYTHING myself. MEN.

Alt alt: I make a good spreadsheet. Not Chompy level, but it has conditional formatting telling me how fucked I am (colour coded, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
What a day
b3ta.com/questions/askb3ta/post1982047
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
It just gets better and better.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I don't know who that is :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I'm almost sorry to be going home now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I'm waiting for the DVD of his latest standup tour.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Oh Jesus.
He's back!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I could say the same.
Get in touch, let's SOCIALISE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Damn! I missed Supermatt
hen seemed pretty cool actually.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Yup, I think the general consus is definitely that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I noted some grudging respect from you Mr. Boyce.
You'll come to the LARP-side eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Monty: Warrior Princess

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I see him more as a druid.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Long grey hair, mushrooms, stone circles.....
Yeah go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Buyafix the druid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Clickin 'dis!
'Cause it's true.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Cadgafix would be more apt sadly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I can only imagine what your birthday present wish list looks like...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Hairdryerlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)
He really wants some UPVC windows.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I'm not gonna have a flat in which to fit them soon :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)
But you might move somewhere that already has them fitted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I would rather live in a fucking yurt with a goat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Off to Coventry then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)
'Land of dreeeeams, la-and of dreeeams....'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Golf Clubs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Spandex

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Well this thread is good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)
The last thread is still clinging on

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)
It was never going to stand a chance, going up against SuperMatt.
Thank goodness you're here to save it, Jeffers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)
But I'm not here to save it
I'm here to say that this is a shit thread.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Thanks for that.
I can see that last thread challenging Pooflake's epic last week in terms of replies.

Any news on Jeffstock III?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I've given it no further thought whatsoever.
Deciding on a month would be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I'm guessing September will be out
what with all the birthdaying and that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Yeap, September isn't gonna happen.
Could well be winter drinks at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Piss up.
Brewery.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Well, it's June already and I've no idea when people might be free.
Finding a pub won't be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Yeah, he really doesn't give a fuck.
Good on him.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Gaz me your phone number pls Jimmer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:03, Reply)
What month do you fancy coming to Bristol so you can have a drink with b3th?
JeffStock III is in planning.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Not last weekend of July.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Fair enough.
I was going to avoid September as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Please invite SuperMatt

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:17, Reply)
The problem there, is that if he went within 3 miles of the Clifton Suspension Bridge
He'd get nicked.

There were loads of problems a few years ago with Fathers For Justice and Plod aren't sympathetic to that lot anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Took Monty and Stunned here last time
www.theavongorge.com/white-lion-bar/our-bar

I'd be tempted to go there again, just so Stunned can get all excited over the big bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:29, Reply)
That is one incredible view, really glad you took us there.
Even though it was super-duper-brass-monkey freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Poof.
(Maybe it'll be warmed in August)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Oh last weekend of August is Carnival, please also avoid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Well rather than saying what weekends you can't do.
How about suggesting some that you can.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)
All of the other ones

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I shall try and message others who might be interested to see if there is an agreeable date.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Micro's birthday is the end of August so please don't arrange it for then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982142
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Early August best for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)
I remain annoyed that I had to cancel that trip.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)
It was fucking ace

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I've always had a soft spot for Bristol

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
You should head west for ale then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I have to go to London for my first meet with weirdo's from the Interweb Jeff.
I still haven't figured out when I can do this.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Let me know, I'll arrange it all HH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Without trying to piss on your current situation, I have some rather large financial obligations at present
To the point that I don't think we will have a Holiday this year, were cutting back as a family, so swanning off to London for a piss up won't really go down to well. I've been hoping that work matters would lead me there so I could kill two birds with one stone*

*and use the company credit card
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:02, Reply)
Killing your kids to save a few bob.
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Not at the prices Windy Pig charges :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:04, Reply)
One of the highlights was you being turfed out the pub for your behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Next time we should try to break 12 in 12. At least 13 in 13.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)
haha
No chance!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
We could go cider tasting though!
www.bristolciderhouse.co.uk/index.php

I've done it before, it was carnage.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:03, Reply)
They provided a cracking cheese board as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:04, Reply)
You mean getting caught red handed.....
If that was Windys pub he would be dead, DEAD I tell ya
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Hey I'm back, what did I miss?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)
SuperMatt
And a recent discussion about drinks in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I caught the Supermatt thread
I tell you what it takes real STONES to say what he did......




Ohhhhh wait, no the other thing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Because I'm the only one on here with a real job and actual skills.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:05, Reply)
AB
Have you read through the last thread?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:07, Reply)
300+ replies? Fuck that shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Just scroll through it until you hit the supermatt pics.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I've spent the afternoon writing a paper about Customer Loyalty. Dull. Dull. Dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:11, Reply)
And how did the Publican rate your loyalty?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:14, Reply)

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