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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lazy afternoon threadSo this, agree yes? No?
metro.co.uk/2013/06/04/2-55pm-revealed-as-most-unproductive-time-of-day-in-offices-3827228/
When are you most productive?
Alt: I can’t be arsed to put one.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:55,
120 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:55,
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Oh that's why it disappeared then reappearedI thought I was going daft there for a second.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:56,
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Soz tangles My PC clock and B3ta clock are out of Sync.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:57,
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Between 8:59 & 9:00 in a morningroughly from when the coffee kicks in till when it wears off
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You'll never be a fat bird with that kind of metabolism(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:01,
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when I do a massive shit in my trackie bottoms and then go for a jog.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:02,
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Don't mention the Lithium(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:07,
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I shouldn't have mentioned flouncing, his face is probably bright red.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:09,
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I bet he's reaching for the Foam Axe of Orcslaying as we type(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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nearly bought one of these earlierarmageddonarmoury.co.uk/index.php?route=product/product&path=59_68&product_id=88
will that do?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:15,
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Needs MOAR steam engines(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:16,
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I'm making a steampunk Airfix Wellington bomber if that's any help in the mockery stakes...(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:18,
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could you smash it against your head repeatedly when you're done? thnx hun xxx(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:43,
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if you're into steampunk, damn right!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:49,
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Not as much as is claimed.I have a passing interest in the concept but 99.9 percent of the execution is crap.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:53,
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so you're a steampunk snob? fucking hell.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:55,
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Not especially.There are many thing in life where the concept is far better than the execution, this is just one example. So, while I quite like the idea of steam-powered clockwork stuff, I do agree that most 'steampunks' are about as shit as Boyce claims.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:01,
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and a steampunk airfix kit is just tip top yeah?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:02,
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it'll probably be crap, but I hope to have fun making it.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:03,
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from the rage.I imagine your moustache is twitching furiously.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:19,
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what am I supposed to be rageful about?The flounce? but that was a long time ago and besides, the bitch is dead
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:34,
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you just seem like a very angry man.wan 2 tlk abut it hun? xxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:36,
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He's never been the same since he lost that 80-day world lap bet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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Curse that damned Fix!*shakes fist*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:39,
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You were the per Linstrand of your day(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:41,
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I'm an Englishman by god!don't you go lumping me in with that foreign bounder.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:43,
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If only he set off westward, he would have wonYEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:39,
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he's seemed different since his eloi bitch was eaten by a morlock.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:40,
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Really?Maybe I seem that way on the internet. this is mildly unfortunate.
tsk.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:38,
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How angry??? this angryb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1983003
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:38,
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well, you can kill people with those things, but you have to try quite hard.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:40,
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woah! him and monty can go behead a few tramps.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:42,
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Are you at liberty to discuss this tramp beheading business?Mon was being a bit cagey about it earlier.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:45,
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ice to see you! hahahaha!I have no idea what you are.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:48,
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Nor have IDespite some pretty pathetic guesses.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:50,
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No, I don't think I did, did I?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:11,
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OhWell, why don't you let the class know your guesses here so they can laugh and point or something.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:16,
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Wait are you confessing to murdering BGB here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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I thought we'd all agreed that was suicide?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:38,
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Sure that was the 'official' storyBut we all had our suspicions.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:41,
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and that's all they'll be if you know what's good for you.y'hear me hippy?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:44,
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I ain't flounced in ages...I just had better stuff to do for a while.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:07,
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i might make this tonight.m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/sep/07/asparagus-halloumi-potatoes-recipes-whittingstall
bit gay vege for me though.
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What did you do apart from chips to go with your steak lastnight?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:05,
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I didn't have steak in the end, there wasn't any decent looking ones at a good price.Made this m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/sep/05/nigel-slater-classic-char-siu-pork-recipe
with mushroom fried noodles.
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Nice choice I got in last night to find the wife already BBQing, so that kinda ruled my choice.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:09,
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Bum bum bum willy willy shitWilly willy willy willy....bum poo!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:05,
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*Stands & Applauds* (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:06,
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hahaha! like that hahahaha well funny hahahaha youtube thingoh man hahaha I just sharted hahaha
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:06,
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Woah, wait a minuteWhat Youtube thing? Are you saying this isn't an original composition??
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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Not sure if you spotted this?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982773
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:13,
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i am the most productive person in my office(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:10,
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Have they all gone home??????Geddit tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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I am most productive when ploughing your Mam. Alt: Your Mam loves getting arsed. She screams alot. Her Dierdre Barlow specs slip down onto the bridge of her nose when I spray my white stream of justice into her red sweating face.
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lols for "stream of justice"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:23,
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I bet he stole that line from Supermatt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:24,
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Not be the first line he's stolen(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:25,
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on the kitchen floor(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:28,
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Thank you.But the world is filled with people like me. Anyone who does what they want to do, and ignores the haters is someone just like me.
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*repositions stones*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:27,
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^ MORE STONES THAN AVEBURY RING(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:29,
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YOU LEAVE AVA BURY'S RING ALONE!no, it wasn't worth it, was it?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:36,
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I rather think that's exactly what that means.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:41,
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hahavery good
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:23,
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Remember the rhyme, Stunnedi before e except after c and in the name Deirdre
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:30,
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Always seems to be that I'm balls deep in work at about 4:30pmNot today though - boss has gone to Disneyland for a fortnight \o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:23,
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Balls deep in work? You should try being balls deep in Harter's Mam. It's like a Disneyland ride but with extra mouse droppings.
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hahahahaha!You sir, are on fucking fire today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:28,
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To be balls deep you would have too strap a plank of 9x2" across your buttocksto stop you falling in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:29,
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He's calling you a fatass here Stunned(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:35,
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I'm not Stunned(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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You fucking will be when he catches you!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:37,
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.(, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Flesh eating disease is her favourite snack(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:46,
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I wouldn't say she was ugly but when she cries the tears run down her back. (, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Leprosy win \o.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:48,
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o/woah, everyone left you hangin there.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:06,
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.o.ohhhh Fuck.......
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:18,
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I think who ever started that new thread has us on 2.0 Stunned poster :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:32,
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Fuck, that don't really narrow it down much(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:36,
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