'ning the lovely off topic
At last some of every ones pet hates is being taken in hand
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22770064
Is this because they really want to resolve an issue or just away of creating revenue?

Alt: So it’s a bit grey here* whats it like where you are?

Alt:alt: Earworms, I have the theme music from “Trapdoor” stuck in my head, what was your last earworm?

*I'm not on about my hair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 7:55, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

not my pet hates at all.
My pet hates are foreigners and their smelly food, and commoners.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:04, Reply)

So basically Sportscow?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Basically, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Are you still at the Chelsea office today?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Nah back in 'good' old Finchley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

hellosir?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)

tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Its a great headline and a nice idea
but like the mobile phone driving laws it will virtually never be enforced, as there aren't enough traffic police to do so. Yellow boxes on sticks and Highways Agency vans can't do it!

Be easier in the long run just to fit a device in every Audi and white van that delivers an electric shock if it decides to get too close to the vehicle in front.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Are Audi drivers the new BMW drivers then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Oh yes
BMWs are so last decade for your discerning cuntbubble driver.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:12, Reply)

So basically Nakers?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Audi, popped collars, wanky shades, bad attitude
Yup, that'd be him
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Alt; Phil Collins here.
Alt alt. Not gonna tell you, instead....

I'm gonna rock down to, electric avenue - and then I'll take it higher.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:06, Reply)

I'll Grant you that one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:09, Reply)

it's fucking boiling here, lovely
Oooh. Danone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Morning Swipey
enjoying your break then?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

most relaxing place ever
You could buy a brand new 2 bed 2 bath out here for about £45k, it's mental how the prices have dropped.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Have they dropped faster than B3th's cleavage?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

*starts paying attention*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

One small problem
"common foreigners and their smelly food"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I wouldn't fucking live there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Get on Right Move.
You could buy most of Spain with the wedge you'll have left over.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Spain Greece
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

If I get what it looks like I might get
this whole fucking nightmare might not be quite so bad as it seems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

prices in parts of london are up 30% and still rising
According to the torygraph on my dad's ipad the other morning. Yours should sell like a hot cake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

30% and still rising
De La Souls latest ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

There's no doubt of that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Err, JIMMY NAIL!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

You're lying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

that's the problem, you can see they just assumed a limitless number of brits and germans
With 220k to spunk. You can actually see where the development just stops.

That being said, it's so peaceful, lovely scenery, beautiful quality apartments etc. No kiss me quick hats and english breakfasts down here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)

+ until I turned up.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

you'd love it
You could grow your own artichokes and asparagus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

alt: cracking the flags already here
altalt: the "mana mana" song from the Muppet Show
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)

that is a pretty awful earworm
I used my universal earworm cure to get rid of mine
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I use the Pink Panther theme, works for me.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Theme from "The Water Margin" is mine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)

In the paper this morning was a reference to 'compragging'.
It made me want to cry. Why are people such total and utter wankers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Mid-management Rep talk makes me violent
out of interest what was it supposed to mean?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Where you're really bragging but it's dressed up as complaining.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:54, Reply)

How retarded

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Fucks sake
Why don't people understand that you can't send a 20Meg attachment by email. Why are people so fucking shit?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

who's meg?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Your fatter sister.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I don't even own an sister

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Why is Nakers trying to e-mail you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Because I'm more than 30m away.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

ha ha
Very good
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I get this regularly from customers
who send me fifteen pictures of damaged goods in a single email which consequently never even makes it out of their spasticated Hotmail account, and then ignore the error messages they must surely have got. People, young Alphonso, are stupid, irritating wankers. All of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Thing is, you don't actually get error messages, because the hotmail servers are actually capable
of sending massive attachments, it's just every single other email server that the message ends up routing through that just rejects it out of hand, but doesn't send an error message back.

It's the fact that there are so many sites like Dropbox which are designed for exactly the purpose of allowing people to access large files without using email, which is almost designed not to allow large files to be sent, that annoys me most.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Why does facebook keep asking if I want to be friends with Captain "James A" Placid?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Because Facebook knows, as do we all, that secretly you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Because you have mutual friends and facebook has had a bit of a peek at your hard drive to compare your browsing habits.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Because Al is a cunt?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

But how does facebook know that?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I for one put it as my perma-status

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I was at a dinner party last week and Facebook was also there -
I'm afraid I may have let it slip. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Fucks sake Monty.
Every. Single. Time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I'm such a liability when I've had a few.
I'm really sorry man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I don't know Harters
I find it irritating, but I also find it dull to have an opinion about it online.
Alt: Ditto the weather.
Altalt: Fairly constant white noise.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

alt:alt: Replace it with 4'33"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I can't help thinking you've missed the point of that piece.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

You know what...I think that I very well may have done

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

What's a Motorway?
Tailgating pisses me off big time and should be illegal everywhere not just on the motorway. Police should have the power to smash the windscreens and slash the tyres of all tailgaters.

Alt. Much as I hate to admit it, it is a bit grey here too. Though it will brighten up later and the rest of the week looks amazing. I have Thursday and Friday off too. I'll be thinking of you all.

AltAlt. That fucking Taylor Swift Trouble song is stuck in my head because some cunt at work was playing local radio earlier before I killed them.
( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)

phillijoe? philligay more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

If you can tell a gay person why did you date one?

( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

That song sounds utter shit, and not earwormy at all.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Yes its fucking shit
But I have "Trouble Trouble Trouble x 100000000" repeating over and over in my head and I want to kill
( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Also see any Rihanna song

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Maybe we could hire Al to just kick off the wing mirrors of all tailgaters

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I would, but the wife gets upset if I spaz out in the car.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)

haha
Have you had another driving related row with her?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

My wife kicked me out of the car once
My mates missus was right behind, saw it happen, picked me up, took a shortcut home and I got home before the wife much to her annoyance. It's one of the few victories I have managed in our marriage. My mate Dan got kicked out of the van by his missus in the middle of nowhere in France, they don't talk anymore.
( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I'd pay handsomely
and by handsomely I mean at least 3 turnips and a couple of spuds
( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)

So not Al then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)

This guy is an Amateur
uk.news.yahoo.com/dad-wears-nazi-uniform-child-custody-case-102046260.html#qaxXqMy If he wanted to give his kids silly names he should have asked me for advice.
( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:21, Reply)

On the subject of Germany, got sent this this morning
"Fair play to the Germans for joining in with the
70th Anniversary celebrations of the Dambusters,
and arranging for Dresden to be flooded."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Very good
Although wasn't Dresden firebombed?

/nerd
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

They have police on the motorway now?
Alt: Yer, grey and dull and shit innit

Altalt: That 80s ode to teste-juggling/Savillitus "Playing With The Boys" from yon Top Gun filum.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I went on George R R Martin's twitter
He's killed all 140 characters
( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)

*pours pint*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Cash cow
Alt:
Grey here too but getting better all the time (/shed)

AltAlt:
See above
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

My thinking is that it's a cash cow as well

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

No no
Send cash to the cow!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)