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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to congratulate you all on your exceptional contribution to the Internet this evening.
But I can't. Because you're all shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:04, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Yeah, soz. My heart's not in it.
And dinner's nearly ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:05, Reply)
In my defence I was posting from my Mobile
Fuck that's tedious
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well if people had ju8st posted in my excellent thread....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:26, Reply)
you bent wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:29, Reply)
He's not bent
he really is that short
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and still he has an inch on Dozer...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:32, Reply)
he hasn't got the stones

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:32, Reply)
But what about the DIGNITY?

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I did a shit once and called it dignity.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:34, Reply)
*gets ready to pour pint and waits for punch line*

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There isn't one
you Deacon Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Marrsticks

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:37, Reply)
You fucking Deacon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)
What you think I am robby williams or some shit i aint here to entertain you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:32, Reply)
TBH neither was Robby Williams

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Gonz. I have many expectations in life. None of these have ever consisted of you entertaining me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:34, Reply)
I hope he can still return the French Maids outfit and feather duster....
he bought just for that Purpose
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It's just laziness P.
He's expecting everyone to make his night for him. No wonder he's got Aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

There speaks the twat who puts the deacon in to deacon blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:37, Reply)
STOP NICKING MY FUCKING LINES!
As Monty said to the tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:38, Reply)

tramp Barryfromeastenders
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Monty Stunned
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lines

Sleeping bag
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I've still not got over the disappointment I felt when I discovered that Deacon Blue wasn't an adult film production company

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Probs. the same disappointment you felt when you bought some Purple Haze
and got a Jimmy record?
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Deacon Blue wasn't an adult film production company

I have a pitiful existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Once again Monts, we're seeing why Battered is getting divorced.
Other than the fact that his wife is fucking Gonz, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:41, Reply)
She's always had a fetish for Pringles tubes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)
and the genital inadequacy.
You know when he says he's taken Micro swimming he just means he's had a bath, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Clickin' dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Nicely done.
.

Git


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Yeah, I'm gonna have some dinner now.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Yeah, go on then
Just leave me alone with this bunch of pricks
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I've heard you're happiest with a prick in each hand.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Woah.........you got it all wrong it's a two handed dick

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And three orifices filled at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:45, Reply)
:o
I have an idea what two of the orifices may be, the third must mean someone with a Micro penis is trying it on with my nose/ears or belly button, Who has a micro penis?
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That goes without saying

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)
8(

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Well, this is going well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Not as well as your waistline

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...and when I say going
I really mean gone




\o/
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That has experienced significantly more growth.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:53, Reply)
OHHHH shit you really went there
B3th is now gonna have to fuck you up
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I'll sit on him
Squash his shortarsed spine another few inches.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)
It would be like be like having an angry suppository

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It's seen more growth than your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I tried to warn him.........
you seen me warn him right?
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We all seen that shit, HH

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Any joy on the job front
Oh mistress of the double space hoppers?
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I had a promising call this afternoon
but other than that, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:14, Reply)
What did they call you?

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Promising? Has potential?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:21, Reply)
I've never been called 'promising' before.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Wait.....

A mistress with stones?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Stones?
Boulders
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Between the ankles bollox an' boobs.

Nae luck.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)
TYPICAL THEY HAVE ALL RUN OFF
COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN YOU BITCHES
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Evening Battso
Is it really your birthday next week? Planning a few pints?
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