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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Travelling by train from Hull to Sheffield many years agoI should have been suspicious when I saw the full bottle of whiskey on the table of the guy in front of me and chosen to sit elsewhere.
Once the train was moving he got stuck into the whiskey and about halfway into is started ranting.
IM A GERMAN SNIPER! ILL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH THE BULLETS IN MY GUN!
He and his empty bottle were removed from the train by the police at Doncaster.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:05,
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He smelled not entirely dissimilar to your mum.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:08,
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*sniffs*I'm getting haddock, gin and stale sperm
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:08,
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I'll probably just have the chips(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:09,
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A tricky episode of Iron Chef, that one(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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VOR YU, ZE CHURNEY IS OVERb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985251
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 15:05,
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