HI I'm rob here's a newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue583/

Because PsychoChomp was on the front page of /qotw for the first time in his life we've decided to remove that section totally from the newsletter. I am a very mean ginger

rob
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:22, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

totally not upset here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Like the Murphys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I really don't, no.
Fucking Paddy wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

this^
To be sure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Isn't this last week's newsletter?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

oh yeah,
shut up
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

He also sounds a bit angry

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I am NOT UPSET

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Also, Scaryduck already explained that he was on a trip to Cambodia or somewhere and that was why it wasn't in the newsletter
www.b3ta.com/board/10970509
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I like popcorn.
But I prefer the salted stuff. I can eat the sweet popcorn, but it's not as nice.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah
..but I'm not sure I'm down with the metacalf or whatever it's called nonsense. I mean Wasabi popcorn?
(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

WASAAAAAAAABIIIII
/1998
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Hi rob!
Just wanted to say how much I love the site - keep up the good work!!!

PS more Kunt and the Gang features please!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

You turd beatle

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

You....you......you WINKLE MARMOSET!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

You're nothing but a pair of bottom-burp orang-utans

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I have misplaced my axe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Is it amongst all the poo in your garden?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

You should suggest a quest in front of some dwarves.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

This should be on the popular page.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Did you leave it in Selfridges?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I get this!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Did you lend it to Battered?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Is it halfway through your daughter's head?
Honour killings, and all that...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

typical paki cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

someone appears to have hit your missus betwixt thighs with one maybe you left it there?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I shall check this evening

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I like how people vote for /qotw and then complain that it's shit.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

If you don't vote then you can't complain

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Rhubarb.
If you vote and your chosen whatever doesn't win, then you lost fair and square and bleating about it makes you looks like a prick. If you win and complain then you are a straight-up prick, not simply looking like one.

Inaction followed by protest is the only way to go.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Typical whiney liberal

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Fucking librarian wanker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Bloody libMARRian

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Monty and battered made this weeks shit.
pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I made YM shit.

On a glass coffee table.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

a faithfully retold tale

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I fucking hate those cunts.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Oh piss off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Upset

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a donkey
Donkey died, daddy cried
Inky pinky ponky
:(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong bit
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Barry Sheen. Superstar
Rides round the corner on his handlebars
Pulls a skid
Kills a kid
Knackers his bollocks on a dustbin lid
:(
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Jesus Christ, superstar. ..

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Jesus Christ, ANDREW MARR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

HAHA!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Stroked down from heaven on a Yamaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

4 Stroke MOAR like

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Simple Simon,
Met a Pieman
Going to the fayre.
Said Simple Simon,
To the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman,
To Simple Simon,
Pies, you twat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

oh HO!
Bit of a 'rude version' eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

No doubt in a minute you'll telling all about those cheeky shepherds and how they were washing their socks by night, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

While watching BBC

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

^ this guy gets it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Bloody angels, always stealing the remote

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I could do with getting rid of the earworm that Sporty gave me this morning
Three wheels on my wagon,
And I'm still rolling along
The Cherokees are chasing me
Arrows fly, right on by
But I'm singing a happy song

Fucking cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

It's still in my head
KylieLolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Never say die

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)

"George, they're catching up to us!"
"Get back in the wagon woman!"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Nah that was Black Sabbath

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Just a mile down the road there's a little cave
We can watch those cherokees...go wandering by! Is that how it goes? It's been nearly 30 years.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)

It's the worst earworm ever
someone even caught me singing some of it :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Just for you Twoey *ruffles hair*
lyrics.wikia.com/The_New_Christy_Minstrels:Three_Wheels_On_My_Wagon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

My goodness
That takes me back
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

We never had that last line when I was taught it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

that's because you is well bent innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Fwuffy animal question time:
Q: which animal gets the most strokes?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)

A: the kangaroo - because it's a MARRsupial!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

die bastard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)

MARRstard

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)

MARRmoset

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I think this is better than mine. Bugger it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Any MARRsupials

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

MARR MARR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Barbara Ann

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

MARRtland

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Even this cannot uproot 3 wheels on my wagon :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)

French theme!
LeMARR
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)

MARRch straight through the Maginot line, more like.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)

If there was any justice in this world. ....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Please leave the interent by the nearest available door

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

3 gerMARRn officers crossed the line

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

LiMARRhl from Kangaroogoo

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

TasMARRnian Devil

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)

This thread is totally Fart-Koala

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)