Oh, god, yes.

/needs alcohol blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3th!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Sportscow!
Get us a drink, will ya?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I'm buying for everyone today!
What'll it be?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I tell you what
I'd probably drink meths at the moment. If Monty hadn't already drunk it all, that is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I'm doing at least a bottle of red in tonight
Had what can only be described as a FUCKING SHIT day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

You have my utmost sympathies.
I am in what can only be described as FUCKING PAIN.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Endometriosis again?
Or kidney woes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

This is carpal.
Either RSI or tendonitis or something. I've proper fucked my wrist / thumb.

You don't appreciate opposable thumbs until you can't use one.

I swear to god, I'm falling apart bit by bit. This time next year I'm going to be a brain in a jar.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Thanks Miss Uumellmahaye

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Man with two brains?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Correct

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Not seen that in years.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Much like my feet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Neither have I
It was just the first thing that came to mind involving brains in jars (that isn't my garage)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I watched "the Fool" a few weeks ago
one of th e few Steve Martin films I like
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I hate all of them.
He's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)

^this
With the exception of 'dead men don't wear plaid'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

actually yeah I'll give you that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Er I thinkyou are forgetting
Cheaper by the Dozen...


Sits back and lights pipe
Job done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

pipe fart
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I cant believe I chuckled at that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Only if you sing dirty sea shanties

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

There was a young lady called b3th
Her norks were at least double F
At home she did jiggle
Mr b3th did giggle
As she waited for his final breath
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)

hahahahah!
I wish I was only an F.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

They may one in your size
metro.co.uk/2013/06/07/poundland-bra-for-1-sells-100000-in-a-single-day-3832072/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

7

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Why isn't a Bra called a pair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

'cos there's only one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Like a trouser?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)

What about a pair of glasses?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I can see, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

+ clearly now the rain has gone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)

worst punchline EVAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

It rhymed, OK?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Her knockers were 66G's
They hung right down to her knees
She could stand with a wrench
Flop them down on a bench
Underneath them was Parmesan cheese
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

SEXAY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Ew.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)

She had to wear parachute bras
And struggled to get into cars
That internet mess
With the titanic ches'
And nips just like stogie cigars
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'm genuinely sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)

seems unlikely

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I didn't say what I was sorry about

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Your countries conduct during the war?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

How many countries are we talking about here?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Yup sorry guys
we tried our best but the parsimonious buggers kept breeding and we simply ran out of gas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

You can go off people, you know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I'll make it up to you somehow.
Is there anyone you want bullied?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)

That Monty Boyce.
He's a right cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)

INORITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Leave it with me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Make sure you stab him in eyes. Repeatedly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I'm on it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)

^ this is the sort of go-getting action we need more of around here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

There's no 'no' in 'yes' - that's what I say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)

However, there is a 'u' in 'cunt'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)

And a 'we' in 'Monty smells of wee'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)

And a 'tragic saggy titted wreck' in Weston super Mare.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)

There's bloody hundreds of them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Zululolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)

And delete his account and kill him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)

No problem

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Her nips were the size of a plate
Breasts put her back in a state
She bore them with grace
With a strain on her face
But we all though they were great
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

But all of us thought they were great

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Bollocks
I dropped this "t"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)

much better
I've just sampled the chicken jalfrezi currently bubbling away in the slow cooker, and now my lips have gone numb.

Think I might nip to the off-licence and get in some cans, it could be a burner.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Very wise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Boll roll in the fridge.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Boll roll I take it thats some Polish invention
* hahahaha mocking typos since 74*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Fucksticks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I read this in the style of Boney M

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Tra laa laa laa la

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:39, Reply)

*looks like a sugar in a plum*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)