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Today's earworm: Snooker Loopy by Chas 'n' Dave.
When did you last want to kill yourself? This question first to number one; our SSG from Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:16, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
There was a superb documentary on Chas'n'Dave on iPlayer last week really fucking good.
Even the pitiful ramblings of 'Pete Doherty' couldn't ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:21, Reply)
I have just vomited.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Wow you really hate Pete Doherty doncha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Good news for Nakers, Chompy and Gonz here.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/apple-launches-insipid-music-service-2013061171594
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)
That's fucking great

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)
The Mash's facebook feed is, thus far, pleasingly lacking in 'my consumer electronics are better than yours' type arguments.
It won't last.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I entered the image compo on here once.
They went fucking mad at me because I posted an un'shopped photo of WWII Japanese pilots as my entry for the 'pirates' challenge. It was 'LOL'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:23, Reply)
I bet you got upset and angry

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:27, Reply)
So much so that I hired a Welsh dunce to follow me round posting the word 'upset' under my every utterance

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:30, Reply)
^ UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:32, Reply)
+ AND ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:32, Reply)
TEARFUL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)
AND LIVID

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Have a cup of tea
24.media.tumblr.com/1571e32848b448d818548753f0fcf07f/tumblr_miz5grnsfo1reamexo1_250.gif


It's a bit of a shit Gif
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Good old dad RIP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)
You don't need to link gifs here, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Yeah I know it's was just a bit shit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I love fat chicks
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Good day to you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)
And to you, dear boy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)
After talking to my housemate last night
He seems to genuinely think that Only Fools and Horses is better than Fawlty Towers.

Add that to a few others facts about him, and it's clear he's a complete fucking mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I recently watched every episode of OFAH back to back
And I can indeed confirm that it became shit a lot quicker than people remember. When Grandad died, it became obvious that he was the best character in the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I've never managed more than a couple of minutes of that depressing drivel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)
The first series was pretty good
In a 'hopelessly dated, borderline racist' type way. But they flogged it to death by telling us that it's our favourite show. And we believed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Did we indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Well that's the royal 'We' of course

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Can I just say
there's nothing wrong with being 'hopelessly dated, borderline racist' IF YOU DON'T MIND
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)
:D
That's the problem with the borderline racists...they can't commit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Fence-sitting wankers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)
What's wrong with using the bedpost like the rest of us?!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)
hahaha
Alright Lonnie Donegan
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)
+ Your Language
This brilliant joke will not be read,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
wrong
(on both counts)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
And the fact that they wait until the final episode before they give Trigger some decent, funny lines
It's like they realised all of a sudden that they had a funny character in their midst for 20 years and never did anything good with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)
They should all have been shot by the SS in episode 1

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Only Fools and Horses is not funny at all, not even once, by accident.
People who like that shit go on holiday to Benidorm and eat lots of chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)
That's a rather sweeping generalisation there Mon
That's not like you at all
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)
it's a new 'style' I'm trying out.
I think it could work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:43, Reply)
He does eat a lot of chips
Sadly, he's off on a cruise to Norway, rather than Benidorm, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)
This is one of the few days that I have had no earworm
Last weeks earworm of "three wheels on my wagon" earworm persisted for about 18 hours
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)
This morning so I didn't have to get out of bed

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)
OK B3th give Phillie his Log in back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)
My earworm is 'Suddenly' by "Angry" Andreson. I blame HH
Dunno, probs when I was a moody teenager and my mum wouldn't let me eat my crispy pancakes and chips in my room so I could listen to Nine Inch Nails and brood. So last Thursday then.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Seeing as it's my fault I will lend you my universal earworm cure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Aww 'member when Kylie and Jason got married?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:40, Reply)
'member when Doug Willis and Jim Robinson took mushrooms?
'member Bouncer's dream?


'member?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)
They don't make good TV like that these days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Doug Bruce
Jim Tony

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Bruce Wincey
Tony Tom


*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Wincey Whatchoo talkin' bout
Tom God bless you please, Mrs

*tugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Damn you!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Whatchutalkin'bout Bruce Wincey
'member when Doug
and Jim Robinson took mushrooms?
'member Bouncer's dream?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What MARRght be right for you may not be right for some
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Why would I ever have wanted to kill myself?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I should imagine you took the great yoghurt crash of '96 pretty hard

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I had wisely splashed all my yoghurt over your mum the previous summer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Everyone said I was daft to invest in the, then little known, quinoa, but who's laughing now, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Fans of TV japester 'Joe Pasquale'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)
He's great, but he's no 'rubber-faced funnyman' Phil Cool

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Yeah he has his moments but he's no 'one line master' Tim Vine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Personally, I'm a huge admirer of 'The British Norman Wisdom' aka motormouth wizard 'Lee Evans'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)
What's Norman Wisdom then? He wasn't one of sportscows lot was he?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I....I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
this is great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF2fN4MmMAY
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
You know who I like?
That Howard Jones, with his outrageous cockatoo hairstyle!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)
I really like that Limahl chap

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I'd never end HIS story IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Woaoaoahaoahaoh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)
What about Nik Kershaw, eh?
I'd put my tree by a river in HIS hole in the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I'll tell you THIS for nothing,
I'd make sure that Nick Heyward had a 'fantastic day' and no mistaking!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I'd let Nik Kershaw's son go down on me!
Oh...wait
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)
I'd let him be in my shoes
Probably for just one day, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)
The only way is up, alright - UP YAZZ'S ARSE!!!!! WITH MY WILLY!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I prefer the one with no hair

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)
No one in this thread
That's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)
woah
I just clocked a proper fit ginger milf.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)
I do not know any songs by Chas and Dave
Back to work bluies today, cheer me up with news of other peoples misfortune from last week please. Any more divorces/financial meltdowns (RIP AA)/asylum commitals/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)
It's been nothing but good news here over the last week.
Loads of people posting loads of funny shit and then to top it all, Chompy and Swipe announced their engagement.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Frank's a middle-aged man with mental problems who achieved nothing whatsoever in his life
and spends his time endless repeating nonsensical gibberish on the internet because his inability to engage properly with other people has rendered him utterly redundant in society, and thus he can do nothing of actual use at all. So cheer up Nakers, it could be worse eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)
top stuff
and how are you? Still selling up?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Yeah mon
If I get my asking price I'll have 65k left over once everyone's paid orf, not the end of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)
that's a deposit on a new place...although borrowing the rest might be difficult.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Nigh on impossible for a while, I fear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Are you sure you are not upset here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)
i'm a little upset to back at work in the rain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Get an indoor job then you fucking knob.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)
How was your 10 day break building Meccano?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Good thanks, Marrakesh is a great city, fucking stinks of piss and shit and squalor though
and I didn't get the shits even once
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)
*flicks hair and pops collar*
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Still alive, finances are in a far better state, and I've managed to lose weight
All in all, things are going well for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)
How did you mange to pay down so many hundreds of pounds in just one week, what's the secret?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)
You're hilarious
As I've said, whilst it wasn't much, I wanted to stop it before it became bad, and it was stressing me a bit.

Spoke to parents, went through a few bits, feeling better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Oh my, haven't wanted to kill mysef in AGES. Good old days, they were.
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Fucking hell Prince Andrew is coming to visit my office
I might leave a bot dog in the lift for him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Is that the one that goes through your japs eye?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I hope not I forgot to floss this morning :s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)
He was in Milton Keynes a couple of weeks ago.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Wow he really gets around eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)
He was visiting the Open University.
Best educational institution in the country.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Are you going to explain supermarket stock planning to him?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Nah, he's meeting our CEO and wandering about a bit
I think I might be out and about anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)
If he's doing a question and answer session you should get us to suggest questions.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)
BEST THREAD SUGESTION FOR AGES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)
well let's find out shall we?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
*Taps foot, looks at watch impatiently*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Don't worry harters one day you'll learn how to read it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Just start that thread that Cho-cho said OK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I've done one!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
for the purposes of this, I say that he is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Well, this song is stuck in my head now
Sparks - This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us

Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)
That one's stuck in my head daily
Except for Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)
I want to kill myself today, i've got a meeting with a really really angry client.
If it wasn't for the new iphone software I might just have done it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)
DAmn you Steve Jobs!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Don't do it man, think of the pugs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

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