BADGER
Thank god you're here, I'm laughing my fucking arse off here and you're the only one who'll appreciate it. Three things. Clarke, Warner, 10-2 off 3. You can't write material this funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i can lol at this
+ www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22867634
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

And it was Guptill ran out Hughes as well.
Fucking brilliant.

I can just imagine the thoughts in Hughes' head. "must. not. edge. to. Guptill. must. not.. Oh, a run, I haven't edged to Guptill, yeeesssss Oh fucking cock"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I was wrong
It turns out you CAN write material this funny

*clicks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

A friend has just posted on Facebook
"unclear what Joe Root was doing in a pub. we can only assume he'd borrowed Trott's ID"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Hahahaha
I'd nick that if I had more than about 3 friends sophisticated enough to get it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

There once was a man called Mitchell McClenaghan, he bowls full and pitches up again, Watson nicks and now he's out again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Also, fighting Root?
The Aussie cunt could at least have picked on an adult.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Wish he'd started on Bresnan
He'd have a suspension and a broken hand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Or Trott.
A suspension and he'd have woken up rolled in carpet in a shallow grave.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

There is something genuinely unnerving about Trottski isn't there
Him and Arjen Robben, you never see them in the same place at the same time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Bresnan Finn
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

maybe he thought that he was asking for sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)