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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I forgot to put a pillow behind the baby as it was sitting on the playmat this morning
and it decided to fall over backwards instead of sideways.

Luckily it is now only slightly retarded.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So that knock on the head improved things then?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I think so.
Babies are only supposed to be able to use one half of their bodies right?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)
As long as the bottom half works should be ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I tell you what, the change in smell once they start on solids is really marvellous to behold.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
feed it raisins, sometimes they work through undigested but swollen to the size of large grapes, it's well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
That must be the weirdest sensation for a kid.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
once she just depositeed 1 soliatry swollen raison, no poo, just the raison
it was like she had laid an egg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
You can influence this smell too.
It is for this reason that I can never eat papaya again.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
No, usually they can puke and shit at the same time

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
How old is baby Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Surely old enough to be able to sit up properly by now?
I think it may be a little backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
It only really mastered it last week.
But it still wobbles occasionally.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
we had a rubber ring thing to pop mini ape in, it was great as she couldn't escape or fall and hurt herself
like so: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-BRIGHT-BABY-ACTIVITY-INFLATABLE-RUBBER-RING-DEVELOPMENTAL-TOY-SAFE-PLAY-SEAT-/170911639819
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I prefer to let mine learn through the medium of pain.
If it hurts to fall down, it'll quickly learn not to be such a pathetic human being.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Ah, the Full Metal Jacket school of parenting

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Fuck off. I'm not feeding your filthy peado fantasies by furnishing you with that kind of information.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)

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