I was at a campsite that allowed camp fires
Day 1 I asked the man who ran it if he had got wood. He had. I took his wood

Returned to camp announced loudly that I had wood.

When leaving the next day we had some logs left. I asked two ladies if they would like my wood

It dawned on me what Id said each time after the fact, yet I still forgot about it each time I repeated
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Camp Site?????
= Gay Porn
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I would never have quessed
that someone would link camp & gay in such a creative fashion on this website.
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

That's our Harters - a comic genius.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I would have thought you would be at the pub by now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Why would you have thought that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*Looks at the clock*
I'm really not sure
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1980186
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I reckon I can stick this out for maybe another 20 minutes or so yet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm sure you can
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985350
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Tru dat my nig-nog

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I for one am glad that I have opened your eyes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

My naivety is gone for ever more

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Worst of all plays

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I once saw a play that was basically
2 people doing fake american accents, really badly.

The characters just sat on a sofa bickering, incomprehensibly. That was it.

Don't think any play could be worse than that
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)

So either you don't know how to talk, or this is an attempt at a humurous story which has really failed.
You don't ask someone if they have got wood. You say "Excuse me, do you have any wood?" which isn't at all sexually suggestive.

If you have some logs left over, you would say to the complete stranger "Excuse me, we have some wood left over, would you like it?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I do love your unforgiving nature, Al.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I really said this several times
a little drunk at the time.

don't give a shit if you think its funny.

Thanks for the hate
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Don't take it personally, he's like this with everyone.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Ok

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Hey now, woah there
What's going on? This offends my delicate sensibilities. Heavy vibes, man.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)