I want to know why Sporto didn't take a photo of my doppelganger
I want to sit in judgement of the likeness. it'd be useful to know the guy for when I become dictator and require a double.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Typical Northerner
No consideration at all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

are you desperately trying to flog some life into this flacid thread?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Just like yourself
Staring into the bathroom mirror with a tear in your eye... desperately trying to coax some life into your withered old chap. Knowing that this is the last chance before your missus, sick of your inability, will leave the house and fuck half the pub.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

hnag on, who are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

His flat overlooks your bathroom.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

know one over looks me I'm higher than them all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Thats why I am always priapic
He is a handsome man(apart from the problem as described)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This thread
is a post ten pint, late night female disappointment.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

An excellent summary.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry man
I didnt have my phone to hand
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral Sporto.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I read that in the voice of "The Claw"
From inspector gadget
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Inspector gadget was bent, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I am a Inspector gadget was + spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Nicely done.
There hasn't been enough of this recently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Can't beat the classics eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

classics

facts
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Yeahm weel, YOU SHUT up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

^ upset ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)