I bought cakes in for my birthday one time
And this woman in my office (who I never normally talk to) came over and, for some reason, started quoting Monty Python at me. If that wasn't bad enough, she was getting the quotes slightly wrong each time. "I'm called Brian and my wife is called Brian too".
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Serves you right for bringing in cheesecakes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Brian Blessed is a cheesemonger!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

In Peppa Pig he voices a rabbit who loves cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Not that useful for impressing men with cakes either then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

It was just awful
Thing is, you could see in her face that she was starting to struggle, as I was struggling to remain interested/amused. It was woeful.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

He's not the messiah he's a very bad boy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:08, Reply)

We are the nights who say No!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

It's only a little wound!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Unlike YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

textbook

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Bring us a robbery!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

*rogers a scrubber*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Only a waffer thin chocolate!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

hahaha, the knights whose catchphrase is In!!!! IN! IN!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Exactly
But add nervous giggling and profuse sweating.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

MARRnty Python

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

haha!
he's got a wife, you know
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

One waffer thin biscuit!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I've done a fart!!! Your uncle smells of blackberries!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

This parrot isn't alive!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

haha, you didn't expect the Spanish Civil War!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)

The Ancient Greeks aren't doing us any good!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Corned beef, corned beef, corned beef, corned beef, baked Alaska and corned beef!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

He just desires a Mondeo!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Haah have you met my fwend Giant Knobbius?!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

FREE DAVID!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Is that a European or African biscuit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

an air biscuit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

GARY WAS JUST TAKING A SHIT!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)