i've got a compacted bowel
what have you got
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:47, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

a lovely bunch of coconuts

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

A scrotum that looks like Jesus.

(#1, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)

a prolapsed cerebellum

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)

dubz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)

yeah

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)

haha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)

trips, check em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:00, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah whoa hahahaha

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:00, Reply)

god im so alone

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:05, Reply)

haha yeh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Rhythm.
Music.
My man.

Who could ask for anything more?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:20, Reply)

An enormous scrotum...
..Shaved to a glisten and dusted in baby powder.
Why do you ask?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)

just out of interest really

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)

To my knowledge I only have one bellend on 2.0
It appears he/she is the one posting most replies.
In other news, if you're really interested, I shave the shaft as well.
Just sayin' like.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 18:07, Reply)

You have a thing for impersonating the last chicken in Sainsbury's?
you know, the one that every pensioner has picked up, prodded, groped, flecked their Werther-flavoured spittle on and finally rejected in favour of another?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 18:05, Reply)

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
No, really, try it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Just unignored
Glad to see witty repartee and thoughtful insightful comments are still his stock-in-trade.
Bellend.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 18:21, Reply)

are we meant to care about what you're banging on about here?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Asparagus wee.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 19:18, Reply)

You're
In.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 19:57, Reply)

YM

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Check em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Woah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:37, Reply)

tekkers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:38, Reply)

^not up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:39, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:42, Reply)

^ Possibly upset

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:44, Reply)

check em

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Nasal polyps.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 23:22, Reply)

An enormous erection.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 0:48, Reply)