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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'VE JUST BEEN HISSED AT.
By a slightly angry looking badger.

Anyone hissed at you recently?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:27, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No
Alright Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:32, Reply)
Yeah, good. post pub.
That badger looked evil.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Probably had tb or summat
Lucky escape, man.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:35, Reply)
I reckon Brian May put him up to it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:36, Reply)
There's a bad joke here that I'm not getting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:42, Reply)
The badger rap
As co-written by Brian May.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQjBblgnwWk
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:48, Reply)
It's no 'Mike read at the Tory conference'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:55, Reply)
Not clicking that might be a virus soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:01, Reply)
That's what TB stands for.
That Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:38, Reply)
Mighty, Amorous or Grammar?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:40, Reply)
In a belated response to Sporters 'b3tan/holiday' thread earlier
I'm going to go with TGB/Wookey Hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:46, Reply)
An actual real badger? Where the fuck do you live, Arthur Ransome Land?
Saying that I'm city centre and see shitloads of foxes.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:37, Reply)
Yeah, a proper living, breathing badger.
Who was having a piss at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:39, Reply)
That's impressive.
People spend all night looking for the vicious cunts, young trip over one whilSt drunk. . Congrats.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:46, Reply)
They are everywhere, the little angry fuckers.
They are like a cross between Dicky Davis and Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:49, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:37, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:39, Reply)
Didja get my text?
my battery just died, so if you replied I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:43, Reply)
I have replied.
Thus the 'Yay!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:43, Reply)
Woop.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:47, Reply)
Thrilled for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:51, Reply)
When ya startin'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:52, Reply)
Next couple weeks.
It's only part time. Don't want to shock my system too much.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:54, Reply)
Delighted to hear the news.
You'll be able to but a round at JeffStock III
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:56, Reply)
maybe even two.
I owe you and battered a couple of pints.

Well, maybe just a half pint for him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:56, Reply)
Woohoo!
And I'll get you a WKD or some other bottle of tart fuel in return.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:58, Reply)
Dunno yet whether I have to drive.
You know, cos you picked somewhere a billion miles away from the train station.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:00, Reply)
I'll get you a cab.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:01, Reply)
Will we be meeting Doris?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:03, Reply)
I'd imagine so.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:04, Reply)
Excellent.
I shall laugh at her for dating a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:07, Reply)
She already knows.
She hasn't yet called time, based on my fondness for Simon Carter shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:11, Reply)
Sounds like a keeper.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:17, Reply)
Just get him a short.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:59, Reply)
got booed off stage at an open mic last week

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:38, Reply)
Were there any badgers in the audience?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:40, Reply)
That's harsh man I've seen some right shit tolerated at open mics

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:41, Reply)
hey sometimes you have a bad run you know

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Tell that to Piston.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:44, Reply)
i once did his material verbatim it was post ironic

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:45, Reply)
Dammit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:47, Reply)
You've seen Piston?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:47, Reply)
I've met him.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:48, Reply)
Did he make you laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:50, Reply)
Only in a post ironic way.
Also, I had to rescue some poor lass from him.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Me and teh old fella got together at a bash.
A couple of people tried to rescue me from him. More fool me, I told them i was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:53, Reply)
Where i used to love
I'd regularly pass badgers scruffing around in the bins on my way home from the pub. I did live next to a large park, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:43, Reply)
I hope that's a typo
And I hope you don't change it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:45, Reply)
It is a typo.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:46, Reply)
Yeah. Sure it's a typo.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:48, Reply)
IT FUCKING IS, RIGHT?
Right, I'm flouncing off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:49, Reply)
Stay about from my bins.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:50, Reply)
Don't badger him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:50, Reply)
it's a black and white issue.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:51, Reply)
Badger likes mashed potatoes.
On that note I'm off to bed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:54, Reply)
MASHED POTATOES!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:55, Reply)
*does the mashed potato*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:56, Reply)
*does the twist*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:59, Reply)
*does the walk of life*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:08, Reply)
*something Egyptian*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:13, Reply)
*likes it like this*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:09, Reply)
*does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:12, Reply)
Oddly yes, thanks for asking though, Lon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:13, Reply)
I bet its mate was proper chunky.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:52, Reply)
Nope, no hissing, sorry.
Was it a large badger?

How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 8:02, Reply)

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