alright yer
Just got home. Tired oot, going to make dinner soon, then eat it in my lounge, in front of the telly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lounger? What's one of those?
I can't wait for my new sofa. Another 6 weeks to go whilst it's being made. At least the company I've bought it from have let me borrow another in the meantime.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Lounge.
Spasmodic typo.

The company have what?

Ah, I see. Ninja edits ahoy yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Oh you mean your sitting room.
Pleb.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:07, Reply)

You know there are regional variations in how to talk posh, right?
Up where I'm from in Scotland, it's dirt common to call your evening meal your 'supper', yet you seem to think that it's the preferred term.

How queer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:09, Reply)

'Sitting room' is hardly a posh phrase.
It's just that 'lounge' reminds me of Jeremy Kyle. Or airports.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Quite.
If you were going to call it a posh name it would be 'the drawing room'. As it is, I get stick from my mates for referring to my second reception room as my dining room.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:14, Reply)

The ones who piss me off are those with affectations, like calling their bedroom their 'quarters'.
Another affectation that really annoys me is people under the age of 90 referring to the radio as 'the wireless'. My twat of a father in law does this. He's in his sixties. Pure affectation.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I fucking hate it when twats talk about 'only ten sleeps until my hollibobs!' and such like.
Sleeps? Really? Are you a preschooler? No, you're thirtyfuckingfour. Plus, you utter cock, what happens if you have a wee nap on Sunday, after the pub? Does your 'sleeps' counter reset, you fucking cretin?

Soz, got a bit foamy mouthed there.

No offence.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:22, Reply)

The best way to respond to something like that is to say 'oh, pardon me, I only speak English, so I can't understand you'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Also folk who say they're "going travelling" when they mean they're having a holiday.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Basically, > 80% of the population should be shot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I don't use those ones, but I still say "Pictures" to mean go cinema, and 'fizzy pop' to mean "Generic carbonated drink".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Hey dozer
Have you seen Sunn o))) have put all their releases up on bandcamp, so you can listen for free?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 19:46, Reply)