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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The smart ones know to shut up about it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I certainly won't be telling anyone about the fact that I'm descended from aliens and regularly get visited by sexy nympho aliens.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Like a spaceship could take off with you in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
something something mountain shaped out of mashed potato something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
: (



AKSHULLY, I'm considered quite svelte on Alpha Centauri.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

on compared to
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Oh
zing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Wait...is this you?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
That was taken before I put my makeup on.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Hey, you wear a sleeping helmet too!
I thought it was just me!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
The tin foil keeps slipping off during the night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Nah, I suffer from nocturnal auto-pummeling
I punch myself in the face while I sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Even your subconscious hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, NASA's new one only has 32,027 kiloNewtons thrust.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
That's a fuckton of kilospoons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Is that why you can't usually make it out of bed before 4pm

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

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