I wouldn't be this guy, that's for sure.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23004956

5 1/2 years of picking up Mars bars in the shower.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

5 1/2 years?
Jeepers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

It's the half that's going yo really hurt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'd rather do 5 years than 6 months

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

You could settle in after a year or so,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah, I reckon so
I get on with most people. I'd probably thrive in jail.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I think this attitude would help
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1996913

I mean, they don't really like gays, but I guess they still want sex.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)

If you get caught, I'll come visit.
I always thought an English version of Escape from New York would have the prison as pompey. Nice slums by Southsea, spinacre lookout, full of scum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I watched "Escape from New York" a week or so ago TRUSTORY
May have been a couple of weeks ago

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985753#post1985757
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Escape from Landport
MP for Portsmouth South Mike Hancock falls off his pushbike at the end of Lake Road. "Pig" Bliskin has 24 hours to find him.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Pig Plissken I heard you was dead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Oh, it's Plissken, isn't it
Well now I'm just going to go and kill myself.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

No biggy really I'm not that pedantic
Just realised the film is 32 years old
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Wow

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

What a schmuck, if he waited a few months, he probably wouldn't have recieved a sentance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Gonz that still sounds very wrong

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It's still a massive breach of trust, you'd still lose your job and possibly career, but at least you won't be a 'peadofile'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

well, in the eyes of the law, anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Cynical.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:05, Reply)

It's actually against the law
For a teacher to become involved with a pupil under the age of 18.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)

also for anyone that can remember being that age, why would you want to go through all that immature
crap again.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)