What are you talking about? I'm not even entered in Wimbledon this year!

I do love watching sport, however. Football, golf, snooker, F1, tennis. I'll watch pretty much anything except cricket.

Alt: Nay. But the system we've got doesn't work either.

Alt: cuppa soup again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have spent many an afternoon at Trent Bridge watching the cricket with liquid refreshments
It's a shame I can't get to see any of the Ashes this year
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Set fire to your garden fence
then sit in your garden and watch the ashes that used to be your fence.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Talking of fences I'm currently having a chicken wire war with my next door neighbour

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

That sounds dull and petty.
What caused the trouble?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Me puting about a foot of chick wire on top of the fence to stop cats from shitting
in the planters in my Yarden
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

that must look fairly rank, in their defence
but then... so is catshit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I thought having a dog would be enough to stop cats shitting in my garden
but no, there's one down the road that comes in and does it all the time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)

lion poo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)

A tad excessive
but I've heard it works.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

pepper and lemon juice they hate
but what's the point of that when this weather washes it all off again within seconds?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Citronella/ get away gel/ bottles full of water in the planters, lengths of string/ large cobbles....
in the planters, using pepper/chilli powder, electronic high pitched thingy...all have been tried and failed,

For the first time in years we have had no cat poo in the planters for over 3 weeks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)

It don't really look very nice in all honesty, but we have tried loads of other methods
This was recommended to me by an RSPA officer* (*if that's what you call them)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)

how about moving the planters?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Where inside?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)

are you jewish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

oi vey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Why is this a known way of keeping the Gestapo out?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)

yarden sounded jewish is all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)

ohhhh its a yard with planters in, hence Yarden

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Outdoor showers not as effective, maybe?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)

if it helps I am going to Lords for just this reason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

+ bum gay
for just this reason for money
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

B3th will have her own to watch on the mantel piece soon enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

"it could happen to any one of us"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Earworm!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)