first world problems
i got a message to say a parcel had arrived for me. i thought it was my lovely new abercrombie denim skirt. nooooooooooo. it's a fucking file of documents :(

alt: socks don't go with business suits (not the ones with skirts anyway). i am wearing sheer black hold-ups.

altalt: i just had some yorkie and a glass of milk, ta for asking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

my new tie bar hasn't arrived either

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)

tell us about your new tie bar
is it going to make you look sexy, sexy as a denim destroyed miniskirt?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

You're hoping it fits on his ankles?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

it'll add to my suave man about town that likes to look after himself, but doesn't take himself too seriously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

THIS IS NOT A DESCRIPTION

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)

denim destroyed?
Will everyone be able to see your yawning orangutan?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

hahaha
my new favourite euphemism
( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)

In posher circles they call it a "King Louis"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

you make me feel sick
no, wait.

SICK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)

yeah well, I was NFI to secret pizza bash V5

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)

everyone is invited provided they aren't a screeching cunt
this is why tangles was specifically excluded
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I hardly ever screech

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)

that's not what i heard
i heard you shrieked like a nun riding over cobbles without a saddle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)

me too

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)

She only invited Chompy and Battered
It'll be the most lopsided Eiffel Tower in history.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)

if i felt like getting stuck with the bill without a thank you, maybe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Whenever the wind picks up, it emits a mournful howl

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)

are you banging on about your arse again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)

No, your howling gibbon

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)

what did nakers describe it as once? a pot of sticky marmalade or something gingerist (and woefully inaccurate)?
it was on the fucking popular page for DAYS :(((((((((((((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)

lols
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1887042#post1887049
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I clicked again on the off-chance.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

i hope your dick falls off

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I hope he posts it again so that we can all re-click

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)

that was it
gave me the epic droop :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Like a Red Setter that's been licking custard off a thistle?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

the crotchless pvc ones?
looks like a red setter trying to escape from a bin bag
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)

clicky

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)