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my new tie bar hasn't arrived either
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:21,
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tell us about your new tie bar
is it going to make you look sexy, sexy as a denim destroyed miniskirt?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:26,
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You're hoping it fits on his ankles?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:27,
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it'll add to my suave man about town that likes to look after himself, but doesn't take himself too seriously
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:27,
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THIS IS NOT A DESCRIPTION
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:36,
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denim destroyed?
Will everyone be able to see your yawning orangutan?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:28,
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hahaha
my new favourite euphemism
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Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:30,
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In posher circles they call it a "King Louis"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:32,
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you make me feel sick
no, wait.
SICK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:31,
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yeah well, I was NFI to secret pizza bash V5
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:35,
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everyone is invited provided they aren't a screeching cunt
this is why tangles was specifically excluded
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:35,
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I hardly ever screech
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:40,
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that's not what i heard
i heard you shrieked like a nun riding over cobbles without a saddle
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:45,
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me too
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Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:36,
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She only invited Chompy and Battered
It'll be the most lopsided Eiffel Tower in history.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:39,
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if i felt like getting stuck with the bill without a thank you, maybe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:44,
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Whenever the wind picks up, it emits a mournful howl
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Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:40,
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are you banging on about your arse again?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:45,
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No, your howling gibbon
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Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:49,
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what did nakers describe it as once? a pot of sticky marmalade or something gingerist (and woefully inaccurate)?
it was on the fucking popular page for DAYS :(((((((((((((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:50,
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I clicked again on the off-chance.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55,
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i hope your dick falls off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:56,
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I hope he posts it again so that we can all re-click
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Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:57,
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that was it
gave me the epic droop :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55,
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Like a Red Setter that's been licking custard off a thistle?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 15:55,
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the crotchless pvc ones?
looks like a red setter trying to escape from a bin bag
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 16:06,
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clicky
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 16:06,
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