and so are you
however much you think you've still got it and you find you can only get hard in the shower by thinking about 2 of her mates experimenting on one another
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't think I've ever nominated Swipe for this before, but, POTD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)

You'll still be alone
but despite telling yourself repeatedly that it's a lifestyle choice and that you never wanted to be tied down, you know deep down you're lying. And you can't get laid because nobody wants to fuck a wrinkly ginger with saggy tits.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)

You forgot
Fat
Northern
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:49, Reply)

and when your wife contracts cunt cancer from pushing your toxic spawn through it
and dies, you will be..... alone.

it could happen to anyone. it's nothing to fear. you should be capable of being happy by yourself as well as with someone else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)

SWIPEY ! BAD GIRL !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 19:20, Reply)

you're sleep typing again gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 19:39, Reply)

He won't be wrinkly
Fat people's fat tends to fill out the wrinkles from the inside
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the day I'm sufficiently bald that I can justify wet shaving my head.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)

You don't have to be completely bald to do this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I'm not, I look like a neo nazi with a shaved head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)

I say.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)