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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Scone as in Gone, Scone as in Cone?
You know that Nigella Lawson bird, she had a scone with clotted cream and golden syrup. HAVE YOU HEARD OF SUCH A THING IN YOUR LIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Scone as in gone.
If you say it as in 'cone' you're a 'Hyacinth Bucket' oik. The way to spot a proper toff is when they say 'Kenya' to rhyme with 'seen ya'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Isn't that more a way of spotting someone over the age of 70?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)
cf 'Rhodesia' and 'Abyssinia'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
cf 'Gaul'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Also, you appear to be throwing stones inside your glass garaarge.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
You know who's got the right ideas about pronunciation?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Nick Gryphon?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Someone should strangle that bitch.


Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Apparently he stuck his fingers up her nose.
Worst. Domestic. Abuser. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I heard he was just reenacting 'The Chicken Song' by 'Spitting Image'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
She's moving her stuff out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
are you in the bushes watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I'd move HER stuff out IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!*


*I mean I'd move her stuff out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Cash in hand work i expect.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
^ *another* anti-Semitic joke.
FFS Chompy you fucking RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)
If this is a jewish/big-nose joke, then well done.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Nah, I'm not racist.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
"if i was going to stick my fingers in Nigella Lawson her nose wouldn't be my first choice"
N. Griffin aged 46 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I like how he's several years younger than her
and yet he's the one that looks like a stroke victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
i guessed at 46 tbh
and i have no idea how old Nigella is either...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
He's 54, she's 53.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
thanks tangledupingoogle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
let's make lots of mon-eyy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

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