I'm in asda :(
It's ghastly and staffed entirely by cretins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:24, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh, Nakers :(
I'm here for you, man.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)

The lady stacking the fruit seemed to have teeth made of wood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)

If this is what their marketing strategy lays on for when you visit
I dread to think what they put out when Chompy nips in for a bottle of half-price Blue Nun.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

haha
They've identified Nakers as being from the 'Oak flooring demographic' so they got old 'Elizabeth I teeth' out front to impress him into buying some blueberries and a watermelon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)

"OH GOD THE BOATING SHOE ALARM HAS GONE OFF
"WHEEL OUT DORIS WOOD-TOOTH AND STOCK UP THE POMEGRANITE JUICE"
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Is there a cheap wine offer on or something?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Haha
Doing a booze run for megalad stag!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Oh, so cheap lager then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, gin and pimms and whiskey and rum
We've got three barrels of ale to cove the beer part of the weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

TRUE LAD

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Have they got you on trolleys again?
Poor Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Cunts don't leave pounds in them anymore like in the good old days when it were all new fangled
In them days trolly boy was akin to the royal arse wiper so it was.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

If they have a Curry pot and pizza counter there, all is not lost

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Asda curries are quite nice
as are their pizzas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

^ Northern

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Our local asda hires spastics, probably to meet some target of spastics employed by the corporation
Joey Deacon could have scanned shopping faster.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)