You're paying £300 a month for someone to say "Run a bit faster and don't eat pies"
And before you tell me it's more than that, it isn't. It just isn't. Tou can 't be a "qualified nutritionist" because there is no such thing. It's a fucking bollocks made up title.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You can sneer all you want
I've seen what this guy has done for my friend by reshaping her. I run 3 times a week or so and I do lots of walking and resistance machines, but I don't have a clue about things like kettle bells and free weights to reshape the waist. A few months with him and I'll be able to go back and do it myself. It's a bonus; that's what it's for. It's going on him, a holiday, and bank accounts for the nieces and nephew!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake.
He didn't "reshape" her, she did exercises and built up muscles and lost weight. There is nothing magical or special about him or any other personal trainer.

If you have the motivation to run as often as you do, then just look up different exercises on You Tube and do them as well
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

ALso you can't "reshape" your waist.
You can decrease the total amount of body fat and you can specifically build up individual muscles, but you cannot "target" fat loss.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Well apparently that's not true for apple-shapes - you can't turn it into a pear but you can massively improve it
Something something cortisol something something carbs something something stress - I wasn't listening to her, but I'll listen to him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Well apparently you're friend is a total fucking idiot and also would you like to buy some snake oil?
I got a bulk load at a knock down price, it's amazing stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Did you rip someone off to get it by joining and immediately cancelling like a cunt?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

If I think it's bollocks, I'll stop going
But I thinj you can hurt yourself or not get full benefit by doing exercises incorrectly and those kettle bells are fucking frightening
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

None of this fucking surprises me at all.
Now as well as hosing £1500 up the wall needlessly, we will no doubt be subjected to 30 posts a week on "my totally hot (but enormously camp) personal trainer doesn't seem to be interested in me, despite my embarrassingly obvious advances wah wah wah".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

He's 24
I think NOT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Give it time Swipers, give it time...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I've slept with one younger man in m entire life
He was so fucking awful it committed me to silver foxes only
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

That sounds like a reasonable approach - a statistical sample of 1. Yeah.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)

"reasonable" and "swipes love life" are at opposite ends of the relationship spectrum

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)

U noes it

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)