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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Whoah hang on a minute - no one did a weekend plans thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:27, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I just got oop north
it's raining
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Raining...? Up north, you say...???
That seems a litte unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:42, Reply)
So anyway last night we admitted a man with such severe hypothermia his core temperature was -273.15ºC.
He's 0k now.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I'm making up new QOTW suggestions
If none of them get picked, I'm smashing my laptop to pieces and sending rob the bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:31, Reply)
And you'd be well within your rights to do so.
Hey, you know that rubbish Bavarian smoked processed cheese you can get? With the dark brown rind? I reckon that would be great in a burger.

Just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)
You're probably right. The processed stuff tends to melt quite well

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)
I have clicked them all - without exception top-notch ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Thanks love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I'm going to watch Glastonbury on the telly
To see if I can spot Stunned in his pink onsie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:32, Reply)
kerist what an image

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I would image it has a massive piss stain on it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)
And a built in bong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:40, Reply)
'reports of massive flooding'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Sod all tonight. Mediation session in the morning to agree contact for the next few weeks, taking micro to the Jester Festival at West Hampstead in the afternoon. No idea about Sunday, will depend what access we agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Hope you get what you want.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:42, Reply)
How are you, Jeffrey?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Good thanks, glad for the weekend.
A few beers are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Thanks. When are you getting up to that there London again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Waiting for an invite, I was going to come up a few week so back
But plans change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)
When I have my housewarming you & Doris are welcome to stay (as well as attend natch).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Keep us posted!
Sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Probably early August.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Don't forget Brizzle that month!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
At least I think I said August.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Oh. Perhaps towards the end of July then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Sounds good.
Subject to football of course.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Bollocks to that. Ain't arranging stuff around sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)
I for one can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
+ to not be invited.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Well this is rude

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:56, Reply)
You wouldn't turn up anyway. Plus red trousers have to stay about from my house.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)
You seem saddend by this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Well apparently your mum is gonna be there
So I'm sure she'll tell you all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Good luck boss-man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:43, Reply)
I'm going shopping on Saturday
and then we're having dinner wiht the neighbours on sunday night.

At some point I have to chop up two old fence panels with a circular saw.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Yeah no-one asked you, pal.
Oh no hang on, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I love the fact that Emvee is getting stick just for posting a cabbage recipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
*sighs*


*logs out*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)
You should only need to cut the frames. The lap board will snap easily.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
What will you serve them with
A creosote jus I wouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:52, Reply)
He's following a Gonz recipe, so served with raspberry jam and pickled onions.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Do you shop as a hobby, you know for fun?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:55, Reply)
maybe he's known as the antony worral thompson of his local poundland

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Hops over jobbies, I heard.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I was going to go take a girl up the deer park
but I don't know if there are buses and cars are murder man
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Up the bambi sounds much dirtier.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:00, Reply)
new Primal Scream and Boards of Canada albums to listen to.
More house DIY. More Breaking Bad to watch. Etc etc.

What mixer will you be using at that DJ thing you're doing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Have you watched any of The Riches?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:08, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Probably a Kenwood.
Or a Russell Hobbs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)
How is Russell? Haven't seen him for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:14, Reply)
it's an Ichifani Dontcare DX2500

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Always thought you liked spinning your digits on an itchy fanny. You've got that sort of look about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Working on an acoustic guitar and shopping tomorrow.
Drink and roasted lumps of dead animal on Sunday.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 18:31, Reply)
I fucking love my kid.
She's telling me all about 'ninja assassins' and 'white snow ninjas'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I reckon you'd be a good dad to have.
You thought about where you moving to yet?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:09, Reply)
He's terrible. He hasn't given me my pocket money for months.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:20, Reply)
until you clean that pigsty of a room you get nothing.
How you even get through all those tissues is beyond me. You don't even have a cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)
If I didn't have to share with Uncle Stunned it wouldn't happen. He makes my bot bot sore :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:49, Reply)
that reminds me
I must get that plumber round to look at the radiator in the corner of your room. He swears that it's not leaking but every morning the carpet is soaking. It smells horrible too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Please find another way to pay the bills daddy. The others laugh at me during PE.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I had to do PE in the nude when I was at prep school and it never did me any harm

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Said Emvee, to his shrink.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)
yo WW

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:20, Reply)
If I do PE in the nude the others see the bite marks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)
they're only jealous, dear

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:21, Reply)
thinking about Leytonstone mebbe
Breaks my heart to leave here. It really feels like home.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I reckon you should think north, come up to enfield !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I lived north for ten years and liked it a lot
but the East End is my kinda place even though some of it drives me mad
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I guess also it would make Lusty's daily comute a bitch if you did that.
Is your main money worries gonna go when you sale?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I'll owe nothing to any cunt for the first time in my adult life

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Totally going to sit playing Minecraft all weekend.
I say 'playing', I'll probably stay in one place crying because as soon as one single block is mined the world could be RUINED. So it needs a lot of careful thought beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)
best of British to you.
We need go-getters like you if we're to compete in the modern world
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:54, Reply)
You can guarantee it'll be the best thing that's EVER been built.
If only I knew where to start :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)
The beginning, Drimsy old stick.
the beginning. ..
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Is this something like that knocking the brick off the wall game you had on a ZX Spectrum in 1984?
Took years off my life, that did. YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:31, Reply)
I'm getting up to some shit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 2:55, Reply)

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