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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can't we just chuck the fattest ones?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:40, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
not very far

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
lash them together and use their clothes as sails

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
they attract more sharks though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Then catch the sharks and eat them?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
wait for the sharks to have coronaries then simply pick them out of the water

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)

They never sink
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Are you not one of the fattest ones?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)
we could use his face to reflect the sun and attract ships

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Why is this making me laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)
No, I ate an apple today.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Was it attached to a roast suckling pig and you forgot to stop once all the flesh was gone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)
You're making me hungry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I'm hoping to slip by unnoticed in a
vertically striped mumu.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Justified

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)
And ancient.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Burns 1 million pounds








Regrets years later when popularity has faded
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
you're not fat
just really really ugly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Not true!
At least two people haev said I'm "alright looking".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)
your mum and your right hand with a lipstick mouth drawn on it don't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
YES THEY DO SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
NOR DOES YOUR LEFT HAND OR YOUR GOB FOLLOWING A RIB REMOVAL

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)
i've just had a lean, hardcore couple of weeks and lost another half a stone
so i think we should all have to post our BMI's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

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