I totally should die
I'm not terribly fit, I know very few practical survival techniques, I have a massive appetite, and I don't do well in the heat. I'd be a burden. You're better off killing me and eating my remains.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b ut your from Pomey, the sea is in your blood!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Nah, island mentality innit
Not only do we never leave Portsea, we don't like it when people turn up. It was fine when it was just sailors...all they wanted was booze and women.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Portsmouth, Southsea, Portsea, Gosport
You people really lack imagination.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Landport, Portchester, Hilsea

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:07, Reply)

And everything's got a fucking boat all drawn on it.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Well, a lot of things are
But then it is the birthplace of the Royal Navy. You sort of expect it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

It gets boring after a while.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

i had a big dispute over a shop in portsmouth once
it sold dirty videos. nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Were you angry that they didn't have
Fisting Analbusters 6 in?
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

i signed your copy of that for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Is that unusual?
I imagine most cities have shops that sell pornography.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i think it was unusual that portsmouth still had one
most of them went bust when the internet came out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Have you been struggling to find glory holes to frequent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Most naming of places is unimaginative and based on the local topography.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

And how are things in Hemping Yurterton?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

It's a beautiful and deeply spiritual place.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Bet Monty'll love this
UK map with real place names
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Bagsy one of your hats

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

You can have them both mate
I won't need them where I'm going.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)

YES
I shall sit upon the lifeboat like a Colossus on a throne made of hats!
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I only wish I could have been alive to see it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

this is the sort of selfless attitude we need, get on the boat

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)