I'm working.
It's going to be a late one for two reasons

1) It shouldn't be happening, this is due to a failure
2) My work ethic is really more appropriate to a public sector Chompy-style occupation.

On the plus side I'm nicely tanned and my hair's gone all blond from the sun.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The eyelash technician got glue in my eye
Thought you would appreciate this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Eyelash technician?
Is that like Hygiene Technician for bog cleaners?
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I'll text you a pic
Eye porn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:42, Reply)

She's got a btec in hair and beauty and is allowed to use the botox gun acksherly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Sounds like she shouldn't be allowed near
the Pritt-Stick and vajazzling craft box, let alone peoples' eyes.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:45, Reply)

The two sisters who own that place must be raking it in!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Can't see any glue in your eye.
I'm disappointed. I was hoping for some sort of horrendous A&E botch job horror story.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:48, Reply)

They hurt. Does that do it for you??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:52, Reply)

There's a joke in here somewhere
about spurting into eyes and subsequent stinging, but I just can't quite find it.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Stick with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:58, Reply)

She didn't squirt the glue at me
I'm not a total dumbass
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:59, Reply)

You just let her dribble it in
whilst she was splashing it on your face, yeah?

Poor gunk-control.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:00, Reply)

And I had to pay her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)

I'd have to pay her to get her muck in my eye too, to be fair.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:09, Reply)

She was quite pretty
But then, I doubt ugly beauticians get so much work
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)

You're a woman, last time I checked.
This means your opinion on whether another woman is attractive or not is highly questionable.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Garbage
Maggie was hawt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Her boss Mandy says she should be able to do her reiki massage and holistic therapy diploma next year

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Reiki, ffs.
Does that come along with Feng shui?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Eyelash technician?
For duck sake.
Edit, that should read fuck.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:42, Reply)