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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right you bunch of Tards
Let's bring FRIDAY \o/ to a close.

I've just noticed this recipe, I may try it out but with Red Snapper instead of Sea Bass
metro.co.uk/2013/07/01/how-to-make-shivi-ramoutars-jerk-sea-bass-with-polenta-and-a-pineapple-sauce-vierge-3861242/
Got any good food ideas?

Alt: I could eat a ice cream right now, what's the best Frozen treat?

Alt:alt: Who's fucking off to the juicer early today?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:08, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm having steak tonight. That's a good idea.
Alt: Feast or Magnum.

AltAlt: Not me, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I went to this place once that did 140.....yes 140
different flavours of home made ice cream, I had a Twister Ice lolly...ha in your face 140 flavour fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)
there's a gelateria by the Pantheon in Rome that does fucking hundreds.
The green apple sorbet I had there was one of the nicest sweet foods I have ever eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
^ gay ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
This was in Torquay or Paignton.
I suspect yours was a tad better
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
altalt: not me, 8am-6pm, dash home, change, pick up records, dash to Soho, DJ til fuck knows when
I rather wish I hadn't been up til 2 this morning smashing it. I am rather tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
^ Light weight ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Takeaway
I can't decide what takeaway to have tonight for a Friday treat. What do you think HH? (BTW they don't deliver 'po'boys', 'biscuits and gravy' or watermelon round here)
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)
what about chitlin's?
And some Carolina hickory smoked 'bee bee queue'? And some 'slaw'? And a 'root beer'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I love root beer.
McDonalds used to do it when I was a nipper.

Aloe Water is my new thing
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
^ Gay ^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I would have thought 'aloe sailor' was more your scene.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Fruity!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Get a "Hells Pizza roulette challenge" meal
and eat it all to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Fuck da roulette BULLSHIT blud, I don wanna roll the dice on every slice nah-mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Then set up a dinner date with Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Dozer the Dozarian?
Tha' think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Darth then, yep deffo Darth

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Alright Cilla cool your boots, I'm spoken for

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I don't get the Phili Cheese Steak, seems a bit dull to me.
There is a resturant that i've been waiting to open that has just come up on JustEat, so I might try that tonight. www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-en2-flavas/menu

But also I'm well up for some american food, like ribs or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Seems like a waste of steak to me, they don't look that nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
'zacky, they use the rib too, expensive cut to put plastic cheese on.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Im making a nice and easy sausage casserole tonight
I find fruity sauces on hot food to be rank.

Alt. Ice pops or proper mr whippy ice cream. Failing that Ben and Jerrys cookie dough.

AltAlt. Unfortunately not
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
redcurrant jelly in yer gravy when having red meat esp game = fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Ohhhh man Mr Freeze Ice poles
why did they stop making the lemon flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Because you're a prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Shut it, You didn't like them because they melted to fast
when you inserted them into your dildo pants
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Those damn Ice Poles.
Coming over here. Nicking all the flavours
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Apple sauce with pork is fucking excellent.
And Half Baked is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Nope. Never liked it.
Nor cranberry sauce with turkey
or pineapples on pizza.

No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Used to love ham & pineapple pizzas
Now I only ever tend to get meat feast.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)
They do this meat feast pizza near me that is so fucking wrong but..
tasty as fuck even has kebab meat on it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Oh fuck yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
deep pan is about 2.5-3" thick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Needs MOAR meat

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)
You would say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
altalt: I'm going to fuck off to your mum's juicer in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Knowing you, you would end up with your dick in the blender

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
you shouldn't call your sister names

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah, fuck off, die and and have your carcass ground up for pig food.
Alt: I'm staying away from this alt.

Altalt: Not early, but I shall be in various boozers every evening over this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
still working the "glory hole scene" to help with the rent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Out with og, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
tag teaming eh? good plan, no one likes lock jaw

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
You're mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)

mean the best one here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)
+ nte

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
*punches self in face*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
altlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I would be finished in 32 minutes if some CUNT had't put a meeting in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Meetings on a Friday afternoon should be criminalised

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
they tried once, no meetings and no email
it lasted a week
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
it's even worse when they cancel the fucker just before noon on the day
knowing full well that you actually wanted to book the day off, but didn't because OF THE FUCKING MEETING, and then you lash out at any cunt that comes near you for the rest of the day......or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
that was just you
I have to get across town to Waterloo to get the train down to Hampshire and I want to crack on to get the last of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
By crack on you mean help Kroney pay the rent DONCHA?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Fuck off with your fucking 'cooking'. What are yu, a girl?
Alt: That coconut icream you get in the shell at Indian restaurants.
Alt Alt: first day off for me today. I'm watching the tennis and wondering why there is no alcohol. Or ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
day off from what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)
My new job.
Do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
oooh whatcha doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
International spy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Flogging her husband's used nappies on the seafront at Weston Upon Sea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)
kinky west country bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
They loikes what they loikes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)
durr'y baaas'rds

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I will return home to alcohol, I'm not sure if I can be arsed with ice cream by that time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Some of these look good
www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/recipes/10161770/The-10-best-barbecue-recipes-for-hot-summer-days.html

apart from the ones not involving meat, obv.

alt: butterscotch or toffee flavour icecream. With honeycomb bits in.

altalt: nope :((
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
alright Lokes you ham-handed wanker?
Those recipes look shit mate
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Not bad Monts you Victorian wee-wee tapir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
That's me!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)
If I had the time and inclination
I would totally Photoshop a top hat, cane and monocle onto a pissing tapir.
Except I don't, so you'll have to imagine I did.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
hahah, look at that, everyone!!! haha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
As some small compensation, here is a Victorian engraving of a tapir
www.artfire.com/ext/shop/product_view/petitpoulailler/1247018/tapir_engraving_victorian_tallis_scriptures_natural_history/vintage/home_decor/wall_hangings

Close enough.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Leave(n) it out Monty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I wonder if Battered will ever get his Tandoori oven?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I thought it was something in an oven that got him into the mess in the first place?
or was that just Al being a cunt?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I can neither confirm nor deny
Anything about 12 gauge firing weapons of matrimonial ceremonies
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Do you reckon the battered family have an entire roast partridge for Christmas dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Yes, and it lasts them till Easter

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)
as what transport?
roast
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)
i love AA's posts on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)

's posts on the popular page


^ GAY ^
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)
But does he love him from the east-side AND the west-side?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
This one might be a bit obscure

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Biggy Smalls and Tupac Shakur
would have got the reference
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I don't get this reference

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I attended Smalls' only ever UK gig.
He was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
He was no Biz Markie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Well this is good
I may just get a pint on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

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