School
Well, it's either the years of relentless bullying (not buggery - that would at least have given me a fleeting sense of inclusion) that have led me to become this pathetic shell of a needy, self-hating, horribly insecure, unreliable, massively underachieving mess of neuroses, or else I'm just a pathetic shell of a needy, self-hating, horribly insecure, unreliable, massively underachieving mess of neuroses with no excuse for the same.

Whe's thirsty? I very suddenly need a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You need to chill the fuck out
School was a while ago now. All the pricks are fat/bald/in jail/women

BE CALM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

That's even worse!
That makes me a pathetic shell of a needy, self-hating, horribly insecure, unreliable, massively underachieving mess of neuroses with no excuse for the same who can't let go of the past!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Glad to help

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I'm cancelling my doctor's appointment, counselling tomorrow night and all my forthcoming depressing workshops
and coming to your house
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Bring some beer
I'll fire up the BBQ

Dont forget the lube
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I assume you have a separate vegetarian BBQ?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Chicken is a vegetable, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

hennel

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

*golf claps*
Excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

roost potatoes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

chickory

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Cock-a-beaky?
Two for one right there.

POW.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Eggplant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

i think vegetarianism might be the source of all you problems

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

He can't eat duck
Quacktose intolerance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Oh dear, Sporters.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

sorry sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Could well be
Maybe I just imagined them for the previous 20 years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Yesm but with the power of meat inside you, you had the strength to bottle them all up!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

So Friday to Monday then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

tl:dr ur bent lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)