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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where are my tape measures?
I have two, and I can't find either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
we seemed to own around 15 pairs of scissors, they are everywhere
it drives me mad
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)
When I lived with the ex, she'd have different scissors for different things
and got well angry with me when I used the wrong pair. As far as I'm concerned, scissors are for cutting stuff that needs to be cut.

Like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
more jewification of Briton, you make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Have you looked in the kitchen drawer?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:57, Reply)
First place I looked, mate
This is driving me mad
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I'm all out of ideas then.
What I don't understand is why someone would take them out and not put them back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Why the desperate need to measure something?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
his manhood has been challenged

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
He needs to emergency order a curtain to go across the dividing line in the bedroom.
Oh wait, I thought it was PJ. NM, I'm sure Twoey's wife is all over him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Something clearly calls for desperate measures

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I'm going to build a guitar out of some bits I found in the shed
and an actual guitar neck, pickup and bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)
ten quid says its shit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Compared to something crafted by a professional luthier, I'd say that's a safe bet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Stick them on a bit of MDF, job done.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I'm going to attach the neck and pickup to mdf
Then cover the whole thing in laminate flooring. JOB DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)
ohh, flashy
I'd have stuck with lino. It's way cheaper and from a distance nobody can tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)
That's good advice
Next one will be covered in carpet. A nice cream burber I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)
what the black detective bloke?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Try your tool box
I keep mine in my tool box because I'm a man and not a girly fairy
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I dunno 'tool box' sounds a bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I keep mine in his wifes box
ready lubed for easy action
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
You keep your tape measure in my wifes box?
I presume by box you mean her vadge but I can't see why you would keep your tape measure there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I use it as a depth gauge so I dont damage her kidneys
ahhhhh yeah sex bomb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I can only imagine that everyone fucks my wife because shes quite fit
So thanks for the compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)
hahaha
touché
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)
i keep my tool in your wife's box

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Like waving a toothpick up Market Jew Street

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I keep mine in my MARRbox

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I keep my tool in your kid's mouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)
What the fuck is a 'tool box'?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)
And what on earth is the point in that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Stops you losing your tape measure of course

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I can't see a tape measure there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Its inside with the screwdrivers and drill bits

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I'm not convinced
Wouldn't it make more sense to just tip the contents of that box all over the floor of the shed? Then you can see everything all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Ok so now you know where your tape measure is
on the floor of your shed somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
But my shed is full of bikes and gardening parafernalia
How am I going to find my way to the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Hmmm if only you have some sort of fold out compartmentalised box to put your tools in

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

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