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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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One of the guys just across from me keeps clearing his throat.
It's not even a proper cough. It's every twenty seconds or so and has been going on all day. He frequently coughs and sneezes and it's doing my head RIGHT the fuck in.

At what point am I legally entitled to march over there and punch him right in the fucking throat without warning?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do it right now. No time to wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Seriously
"Uh-huhuh" *ten seconds* "Ahem" four seconds "Ahem" six seconds "Grrhuhuhuh" etc etc etc

WHY WON'T HE SHUT UP?

I hope it's throat cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
this^
Someone in here keeps sniffing up snots
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)
If anyone insists on doing that near me, I offer them a tissue.
If they say they don't need one, I tell them to stop sniffing then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)
snooking, my grandma used to call that
no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I used to work with someone who was a complusive sniffer
I think with some people its almost a form of tourettes... still didn't stop me wanting to stab her in the eyes with a pen
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)
As soon as you give up your French citizenship

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
probably hay fever,
which makes him an inferior member of the species, so he should die.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)
GAY fever MORE LIKE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)
quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Swipe, give Kroney his login back.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)
kroney and his logs are all.... kroney's

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

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