The temptation to get up from my desk and walk out of here never to return is becoming almost unbearable.
Have you or anyone you know ever done anything like that? If so did it turn out to be a good thing or not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:38, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The only person I knew that did that then ended up out of work for nearly a year.
Don't be a bender. Man up. Look for another job, get it & then quit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Oi this is not the place for senisble advice although you are 100% correct and it is the only way to do it
What you meant to say was "do it you dozy cunt... and don't forget to kick your boss in the spuds on the way out"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Battered is correct in this
I have walked out of here before, but just to calm down. My fear of telling everyone to "FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!" made it a good decision
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I walked out of a job the day before my 23rd birthday.
Sparing you a longish story, it turned out to be a good thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

This isn't an endorsement of your desire to walk out, btw.
But I was only out of work for a fortnight and I walked a little taller that night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

because you weren't stooped over in the communal hemp weaving yurt?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

We threw the roof off that night and all made love under the stars.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I did that to a batshit mentalist bitch
When I was young I still pine over the clothing, vinyl, books and other stuff I left behind :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Did all the cat abuse and moaning about dead mothers get too much?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Sorry? *points into the distance*
You lost me somewhere over there


EDIT: Penny just dropped, you're talking about Janet aintcha?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

It was the constant demand for mortgage payments
and the regular discovery of bumhole pictures in his lunchbox that did it.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

SHUT UP KRONEY
THAT WAS PRIVATE INFORMATION
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

*unpublishes photos*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I've got to say I'm starting to get into a similar situation.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I walked out on a DJ residency in a bar once
They wanted me to change my sets despite the bar being busy with what I was playing. I heard the words Chesney and Hawkes and upped sticks.

No.

Walked out of a Sky call centre because it was the epicentre of hell. Felt good. I got myself a bar job to tide me over while I looked for other things.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I imagine people walking out of call centres is so common that they barely bat an eyelid when it happens.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Exactly. One in, one out.
Felt good for me though and Im in a much better place now.

Your job takes up most of your week/life. It doesn't do you good to be in one you hate
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Nothing is ever good or bad
it is what you make of it that matters.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Alright Sun Tzu

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

*buys gun too*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

A bit yurty I know
But I always think this... even when something really shitty happens quite often if you use the information you have gained you can end up with a positive result
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Despite the faint whiff of the yak-hair prayer mat, there is some truth in this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Wait... Has he gone?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Out for a fag (in a non Darth sense)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Let's argue about this then, until he gets back
www.independent.co.uk/travel/uk/best-of-british-the-best-hotel-campsite-cheese-zoo-beach-beer-and-dozens-more-8690942.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Best cheese Barkham Blue, yeah right FUCK OFF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

nah I'm too much of a pussy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

too sensible and want to be able to provide for your daughter
You should look for a nother job though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

He will be selling his daughter to Madonna soon enough

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

she white though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Maddona is white????? well I never
But if her and Angelina Jolie got in a bidding war, well the sky's the limit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

What about a fingering war?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Madonna's old crone hands are no match for Jolie's trigger fingers.
And I suspect Jolie's new false tata's look better too
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Well it would be a waste of time trying a tit squeeze war on Jolie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I got fired once, I very much wanted to quit anyway
BEST DAY EVER, it was beautiful sunny day, i went to the pub with friends all day, got another job a couple of weeks later.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

OMG I GOT SACKED ONCE TOO
I hated that job. Even the sacking was passive-aggressive.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

mine was kind of by mtual consent, but it meant no notice period
i was walking on air when I left, sometimes you don't realise how miserable you are till you leave somewhere!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Not in my case. I am very much aware of this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

yeah i know
if it makes you feel better i am lined up for a bollocking at the momnet : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I think we can all enjoy a little schadenfreude here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

that's not very nice of you is it
I hope karma arse fucks later today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood how the concept of karma works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Lined up for a bollocking by mumsnet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

waah waah
stuck in the same job.

MTFU!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I once worked with a girl who went to a gig, and handed in her resignation the next day, because of how powerful it had been.
It was a relatively sensible position she quit, too - as a sub-ed on a travel magazine.

Dunno what happened to her; probably a crack whore.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

what the fuck are you on about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I've honestly no idea.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Well The Yurtsmiths have that effect on people.
Life-changing beats, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Indeed. It's always fun watching them come down the next day.
That's where I step in - to offer them a bridging loan to tide them over to their next job.

My rates are relatively reasonable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Goes up 10% per day, with a penalty of one digit for every latew payment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Depnding on availability and quality of daughters, yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You know it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Yes and yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

At the risk of sounding obtuse, sometimes you need to take a chance
I've done it a couple of times in fact, and it's worked out well each time. That being said, I have more personal responsibilites now, so I'd be less likely to risk it these days.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

this is my problem. Or one of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)

A guy recently did that here.
Eleven years working for the place and just walked out and didn't come back.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I am about to gor for a pint. Fancy one?
It's fucking lovely outside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'll take that as a yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

it is very much a yes
alas I shall be making a presentation this evening for my interview tomorrow.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

On my way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

YES.
I can be there for 4.30.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

i'm drinking already too,
it's lovely out in my beer garden.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Right this is what my kid is getting for her birthday.
Big hardback book on Greek Mythology.
Several 70s kids TV DVDs (the Herbs, Magic Roundabout, Clangers etc)
A ninja suit and sword

Does this sound sufficient?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

More than enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

i have got mini ape nothing, so in comparison, yes.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Don't forget the Femfresh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Yes
If you buy too much it detracts from the value of the main present which I assume is the Ninja suit.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

That's the thing she asked for.
Well, her first choice was 'a big motorbike - not a toy one Daddy, a real one'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

ha love it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

If you loved her you would get her a GSX-R1000

( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

My first proper bike was one of these
www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20%20A/Suzuki%20GSX%20750SD%20Katana%2084.jpg

Suits the ninja theme methinks.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

i think you shold be3 careful of her using the hardback book as some sort of thrown ninja weapon.
those edges are dangerous
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Maybe I should gaffer tape some foam onto it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Or use PJ as a human shield

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

nah, just tell her to only aim for fat people.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I'd throw in some home-made vouchers for activites.
You know, like 'One game of hide and seek', 'One board game of your choice', 'One picnic in the park', 'One packet of sweets before dinner', that sort of thing.

Bet you she'd love that, and wouldn't cost you anything. Plus, it would be all the sort of stuff you'd do with her anyway, but it would seem extra special because it would keep reminding her of her birthday every time she used one.

/gaaaaaaaaaay
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

'packet of sweets before dinner'
^Scottish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Kids being allowed sweets at any time of day is what's wrong with this country.
Well, that and all the darkies, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

it was a bit awkward at our recruitment thing,
22 applicants, 3 darkies, and everyone got at least a trial shift except the darkies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

'Here you go, here's a tray of mints and some Blue Stratos, now go and sit in the bogs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

there is a lot more of that still going on than i thought.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I hate it so much I will leave a venue after one piss if they have them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Piss on the mints.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

+ wipe my arse on the bloke's hands

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

That's what he does.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)

hahah at Tayyabs and Needoos they have jugs of water in the khazis
so the Muzzers can sluice their anuses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)

A lot cleaner than toilet paper, I'm sure
I'm also sure no-one has EVER pissed in them whilst drunk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yates' in pompey used to have them on the weekend,
and they are a recognised national chain, why they thought it was ok i'll never know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

wow, that is a great idea, who did you steal it off?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

It is a good idea actually

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

It's a BLOODY good idea.
I'm incredibly creative, thankyouverymuch.

Everyone *loves* getting presents from me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

its my birthday next week,
i'll gaz you my address.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I'll send you a botdog.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i have no idea what that is, is it :) or :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

It is my own invention:
A baguette with a shit in it, plus the usual hot dog trimmings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Sauer Kraut?
No...but he will be when he eats it!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

oh HO!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

i don't want one of those for my birthday,
why would b3th get me one of those? and surely a human poop would contravene some sort of royal mail guidelines, especially from a scottish poop.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It's a very unpleasant suggestion.
In fact, I would suggest you alert the mods to this bullying but obviously in this case you're going to have to right to the top and gaz 'Kunt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Twin hammock presentlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I like this

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Did next door's kid get bought a 'my first drug dealing' outfit or summat?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

don't you wish your life was the popular film fight club?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'd prefer it if it was Celebrity Fit Club.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

i a
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I walked out of a job a few years ago,
the manager of the pub got in to the habit of getting stomring drunk at the bar, and abusing staff and being a dick to regualars. One day he started saying he was going to get rid of one of the staff, because we were all shit, and maybe it would motivate the rest of us to do the job properly, and i just said to him i'd save him the hassle, got my jacket and walked out.
phoned the owner, told them what had happened, and apologised for leaving the other staff in the shit on a weekend.
The owners were cool, and had a meeting with me the next week, and the manager was fired, i applied for the manager role and got it, and that is how i got my first bar manager job.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

good stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

it felt good,
and to be fair, i knew the owners were cool and i got in really well with them, so it wasn't as risky as it could have been.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

So many shit bar managers
I had one who stole the all of the tips and bought a tv,

Then when he's borrowed a crate of mild from over the road and couldn't replace it with the same, he refill each bottle and put the caps back on and set muggins here back to the other pub. they were not impressed at all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Mild? Where the fuck was this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

* Shudders *
Dreadful beverage.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Keep up, grandad
Mild is due a comeback.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

So is suicide. Give it a go eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)

refill each bottle with what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

wee-wee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)

tapir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I think it was another brand of mild...fuck knows it was 13 years ago
he was a massively stupid cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

One of the guys I worked with used to be publican.
Very straight laced, when one pub had stock take they used to borrow stock from other pubs, he told the first one that asked him to fuck off, needless to say the didn't include him in the circle anymore
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

There's a resturant in cockfosters that takes the tips and pays the staff out of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

nice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

jazz club

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

you're nice

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I don't feel nice today.
Monty gonna drink tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

i'm drinking already,
bottle of delicious Modelo while i write the quiz for tonight
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2011597
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I read that as 'I'm drinking brandy'. I think that's where I shall end up tonight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)

What Like Naomi Cambell?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

what what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Negra Modelo
means Black Model...

Naomi Campbell is both Black and a model

2+2=4
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

oh, i'm drinking the especial, so i didn't think to make that link,
i apologise.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:50, Reply)

The Noémie Lenoir version then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2011704
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Her,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No%C3%A9mie_Lenoir
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Very good double H

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

It's a shame she's a mad bitch that has tried to kill herself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

The mad ones are always the best in bed...
You just have to run fast after
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I know this to be true from personel experience
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2011512
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

then you my old fruit are drinking the wrong one
You said a NICE Modelo...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

but i like it :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah' man, I was tempted to do that about a dozen times in the cab office.
I'm so fucking bored, I can't do anything because i'm waiting on someone to send me some settings (5 times i've asked now). I hate that i'm waiting around doing fuck all at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

One of the guys just across from me keeps clearing his throat.
It's not even a proper cough. It's every twenty seconds or so and has been going on all day. He frequently coughs and sneezes and it's doing my head RIGHT the fuck in.

At what point am I legally entitled to march over there and punch him right in the fucking throat without warning?
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Do it right now. No time to wait.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Seriously
"Uh-huhuh" *ten seconds* "Ahem" four seconds "Ahem" six seconds "Grrhuhuhuh" etc etc etc

WHY WON'T HE SHUT UP?

I hope it's throat cancer.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

this^
Someone in here keeps sniffing up snots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

If anyone insists on doing that near me, I offer them a tissue.
If they say they don't need one, I tell them to stop sniffing then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

snooking, my grandma used to call that
no idea why.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I used to work with someone who was a complusive sniffer
I think with some people its almost a form of tourettes... still didn't stop me wanting to stab her in the eyes with a pen
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

As soon as you give up your French citizenship

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

probably hay fever,
which makes him an inferior member of the species, so he should die.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

GAY fever MORE LIKE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

quite.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Swipe, give Kroney his login back.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

kroney and his logs are all.... kroney's

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Getting the boot was excellent last year. It fucked me royally at the time, as it was nice to get a regular income, but on a down side it meant having to spend the day with a bunch of cunts. Both colleagues and fucking clients, to give them their fucking
Went back to college, developed the business which frankly I was neglecting badly and am now starting a new one.
If you've the spare cash to see yourself right for a bit, and really can't stand it, just walk mate.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah


*breathes*

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Monty having enough cash. Good one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

ahah haha ah ha. haha. ah, ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

i have a couple of friends who did it, but only after negotiating fat settlement agreements
much easier to get another job if you already have one. i say, get applying for something that isn't run like a cunt, then tell him where to stick it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Do you hate your job that much?
Really?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

What would you lot do? I've been waiting for a collegue to send me some settings for 3 working days now (fri/yesterday/today)......he knows I do stuff on the weekend too.
He just goes quiet when I ask and I get no reply. In the mean time, my bosses are asking me wtf am i doing in this time. I've got nothing else to do until I get these settings. I don't want to be a dick and dob him in or anything, but I really need them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

just dob him in gonz and stop being such a walkover.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

That's what I reckon, i'll have a word with the manager rather than the boss, see if that gets some reply.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

dob him in...
I would say drop this guy an email saying that you are getting hassled by your boss and it isn't acceptable for you to hold the can for him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)