Hey Monty,
How are you getting on?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He will be juggling a 3ltr* bottle of white lightning and his smart phone on the tube
as he goes through each signal loss tunnel, he's having a gulp


*3lts for the price of 2 offer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:43, Reply)

yeah, i've been drinking since about 2 o'clock and am feeling pretty glum.
I might go join him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Any joy on the new career front yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)

it's all in motion,
just got to pay them close to 2k and wait till august.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Nice....nice.....
Then why so low wee pee?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:03, Reply)

just the working out the notice blues,
i'm not moaning too much, i know monty is in a worse place than i am, as at least i have an out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Invite the scruffy looking fucker for a massive lock in before you leave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

And the rest of us.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)

+ the rest of the anthill mob

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)

yeah,
i should. but being honest, i probably won't.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Fair enough. There'll be a stocktake when you leave anyway, so not worth ripping them off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Don't feel glum, chum.
You'll be on the vinegar strokes of your notice before you even know it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:50, Reply)

I'm still basking in the orgasmic afterglow from the end of my notice period.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Oh, I thought was just your b3ta candles.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Or, it could be that. I dunno.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)

When did we start getting numbers of candles?
Didn't it always used to be just one?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)

You're the 'mod'. You tell us. Or were you too busy ironing your tits to notice when it happened?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)

yeah, that wasn't a thing before i'm sure

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)

It happened ages ago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i've only had an account for 2 years, so even if it was a thing 1 year ago,
i would still only have had the one candle and wouldn't have noticed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Any input on the second interview?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:55, Reply)

As I mentioned in a previous thread the guy came across as a bit of a prick.
So I'm not sure. Last one tomorrow; if I'm honest it's the one I'd most enjoy as it's in line with what I've been doing for the last few years anyway. Fairly decent money, and best of all, walkable, so I wouldn't be spunking £250 a month in petrol just to commute.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

No. He just sat there is silence.
I think you mean feedback
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Yeah that's the one.
well did he?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Not yet.
The bloke did say I came across well and was eloquent, but he did keep bashing on about my public sector history and how shit people in the public sector were.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Valid point truth be told

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Not really, there are good and bad in all sectors.
And a lot of private sector businesses couldn't function without public sector input. Swings and roundabouts innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:16, Reply)

So he's met Chompy then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)

it's just having spent 4 days straight in a building i no longer have any passion to stay in,
in this weather, with ladypig at home. I know i should be happy as great things are afoot, but it's just a bit demoralising being stuck here.
I wish i was important enough to qualify for garden leave.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Do you need them for a reference?
If not, a bit of gross misconduct should see you a free man by teh weekend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:03, Reply)

yeah, it's tempting to walk out,
but without a sure thing at the other end of the course, i don't want to burn too many bridges. Oxford is small, and i know a lot of the managers, they know i'm getting out, and if i come begging for work in a month or 2, i need to rely on as many favours as possible.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)

If you're offering favours
I'm sure you'll get plenty of work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)

why are you being mean to me today? :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I didn't realise I was.
Wuv yooooooooo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I was going to get shitfaced but my local kid is on the Ramadan tip so off the radar.
The little cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Don't you know anyone else?
Support our hardworking British dealers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)

i'm seriously struggling to get any smoke,
i used to be able to make a phone call and have it at the front door in 20 minutes, now i struggle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Are there no teenagers round your way?
Try sitting around outside the local offy for half an hour. You'll either be accused of noncery, or sorted good and proper.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i don't want the horrible skink those idiots are smoking,
i want some decent weed or a bit of thai, or even some decent hash, not super strenght fucky the brain buds.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Skink? They smoke reptiles in Oxford?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)

skunk. i meant skunk. soz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Yeah, that means absolutely nothing to me.
Never touched the stuff in my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

it's like getting bucky wine instead of special brew.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)

yeti has thai but I ent talking to him

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)

can i have his number,
but also, is he going to deliver it to my pub in oxford in the next hour or so?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)

my brother has old hippy mates in your town.
Might well have hash connects.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Gaz me if you can broseph.
Would be ace to get some nice lumps.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Agelina Jolie regretted those wordZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:28, Reply)

I'll definitely ask for you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)

you are a scholar and a gent,
and the middle man in an illegal transaction. potentially.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Dozer deals drugs?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Did he diss you in your hood?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:18, Reply)

he really fucking did

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)

did he piss on your rug?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)

he ripped me off, man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I might be able to help you here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:15, Reply)

even though we are driven apart by the deadly m40?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)

see above

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)

one or two. ..

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Slipmat and Lime's less.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)

A leg up from Battered?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:47, Reply)

I wouldn't allow that sort of bodily contact.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Batts you're a man about town, would you offer Monty a job if you could?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Monty and I working together would be a terrible idea. We'd be in the pub all day, get nothing done and not make any money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:57, Reply)

So, no change for Monty then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Plus I am aware of his inability to use excel properly when calculating stock levels and pricing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)

ONCE. I DID IT ONCE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Ian Huntley tried that excuse as well. Didn't work for him either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Well, twice. He did it Twice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)

ONCE. ONCE MY WAY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Then hire Stunned to be the voice of reason....................................
ohhhhhhhhhh wait
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Not even a clasping of hands held down low to help an elderly hippy, followed by a muscular heft to enable a mount?

I understand this may resemble tossing the caber and result in a tangled heap of buckled kaftan-clad, jackbooted, intoxicated bohemian.

It would be good to see, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)