people who pronounce it moe-ay are flids

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know what I had on Friday night?
Some Auchentoshan Three Wood.

Fucking lovely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)

GHEY
Some Auchentoshan +s
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)

very nice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)

It very much is.
Right up your street as whiskies go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)

then i am a flid,
how should it be pronounced? fix my ignorant mouth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)

mwet.
The t ain't silent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)

well i never,
colour me informed
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)

here to help, dear boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)

i had a posh cunt try to tell me that jagermeister is pronounced
jay-ga-mister, and that he'd spent his gap year in germany so it must be true.
He was clearly being taken the piss out of by whoever had the misfortune to cross his path.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)

haha wot a nob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)

red slacks and a blue shirt under tweed and all.
classic oxford nobber. I bet his name was Winston Smythe-jones esq
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Nahhhhhhh....Don't listen to them Winston you're alright

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

MARRston

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)

+ the 3rd

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)

hi Winston!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

MWAHAHAHA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

I had no idea that that stuff is only one of dozens of different similar drinks til I went to Germany
Wurzelpeter is another good one. There are fucking loads of them
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)

there are some excellent czech ones and polish varieties to.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

it's a whole world of drinks I'd no idea about

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:02, Reply)

i was aware, but only due to being in the trade,
they're quite civilised digestives really, not horrible bomb shot drinks for cunts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Last time I went out in the city center, one of the lads insisted on buying shots?????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)

YUP,
but the dark heavy drinks like jager are for after dinner stomach settlers, or between course cleansers for more eating really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I drink a lot
but not in that DOWN IT rugger way
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:12, Reply)

me too,
i really rarely drink spirits if i'm honest, i'd rather drink slow all day, than get loopy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

I have taken a few clients out for (MIDDAY) dinner*
and follow a simple rule, beer whilst waiting for the table, wine during the meal and a short to finish off. unfortunately I have been the driver for the last three times I feel cheated especially as it was me that paid for it**

*Anything that involves 3 courses is dinner regardless of the time
**On the company credit card
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:14, Reply)

sounds alright,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Worst thing is the Hilton is only a short stagger to my house :(
I want to be the one that gets to go home and have a siesta after a large mid-day meal :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)

You forgot port with the cheese course.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

I don't do suites
always cheese with a good brandy,
they can order what the fuck they want, but cheese plate and brandy for me......if only I wasn't the one driving
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I knew you were one of the good guys

( wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)

oh I'm logged in as lusty

( wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)

PANDERS :D

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)

I'm one of life's sippers.
I tend to like my drinks straight apart from gin too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

This is precisely it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)

the number of times I've been asked if I want ice in cognac is insane.
The whole design of the glass is to aid warming. Ice? Wankers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

I only have ice in whisky if I'm drinking it somewhere crowded and hot.
There are very few whiskies which need water, and fewer which are best with ice.

Philistines.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)

All I will say is that you can sip very quickly...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)

hahahah fair cop guv

( wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)

People who drink it are twats. Much better champagnes are available for less money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)

you know what battered,
you're right, but it isn't the job of the idiot to learn about products, it is just to consume whatever is marketed properly for their demographic. Give moet their dues, they sell a fuck ton more champagne than a lot of other vineyards.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Agreed. Can't not really, given I work in marketing/ advertising.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)

i always like that, despite the huge popularity of the jager bomb (see convo above)
that Jager and Red Bull refuse to be associated with eachother in any way. And no matter how hard Monster try, the go to is always jager and red bull.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)

It just sounds like Pernod and black
I think I destroyed a carpet from throwing up that ghastly mixture
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)

ah, good old shitty water.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I would rather forget about that incident

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I cannot go anywhere near pastis

( wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Avoid Cornwall.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)

pastis
bluuuuuueeeeeerrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alright Lusty
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)

nah it's me pal
switched from phone to laptop and didn't check who was signed in
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)

oh, well, alright montso

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)

yeah man alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

What an Al.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Good evening Lusty
I hope you're helping to keep Monty's spirits up

He's been acting like a kicked dog since 3pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)

she is at work :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2012181
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Did you check out the jacket my son asked me toget him at the top of the page?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)

dope, G

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Old skool look to it......
I'm not impressed by sportswear in general...but he will drop it right
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Oh, is this where everyone's hiding?
I'm sat at the bottom of the thread by myself, like a twat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

silly b3the,
tuesday is sub thread night.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

also, we thought a real girl had posted so we were being gentleman and saying hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

There are no real girls on the interweb.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)

It's like Max Headroom

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Lies and lies

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)